Holy crap. Bob Dole is pretty sure that kindra68 just peed herself.

I'm going to tell your mom you spent the music lesson money on candy.

"Needs more air guitar."

Does your amplifier have a mute?

Pawn shops pay good money for used musical instruments.

Jazz is known as a brown sound.....but you're making the brown noise.

You've got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em.

You should fold 'em.

Now I understand Richard Prior's pain. Listening to you Free-Base makes me feel like my ears are on fire.

You sound is unique and dry, but like a granny-cooter, not for me.

I brought my pal Deaf-Dave with me tonight, when I asked for his review of your performance he said "gnnnnnnnaaf ggnnfffff ggggnnnnnnnnnnnnnaf gnaaf"

I'm sure it was the building acoustics that made it sound like a cat was in heat.
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only sometimes

when I giggle too hard.

LMAO

Hey! Maybe if this gig doesn't work out, the CIA can hire you to play for the Taliban to get confessions. It's like Waterboarding with the Jazz flute.

You-tube a few songs