Field goal. Neither team had scored a touchown all game long; so I make em go the length of the field to beat us with a TD and PAT.

ROFL

has anyone ever been dumb enough not to kick the FG?

Actually, a good play would be to throw the ball to somebody in a way that would have them catch it while spinning. Then, disoriented, they run the wrong way. Opposing players won't chase him because they don't want to tip him off and lose the free points. Then, when he reaches their endzone, he fakes as though he's about to spike the ball, and then comes charging back toward the other end.

This would effectively drain out the clock.

You left off a few options:

1. Dig route to Joe Valerio.
2. Forfeit the game in protest of the "Redskin's" racist name.
3. Ask yourself "WWGD?" ("What would Gaz do?")
4. Forfeit the game in protest of Dan Snyder ripping off Mark Cuban's schtick as the too-involved-kinda-crazy-owner.
5. Forfeit the game in protest of Mark Cuban ripping off Al D@vis' schtick as the too-involved-kinda-crazy-owner.
6. It's doesn't matter: IT'S THE REDSKINS!!!

Pass to offensive super-weapon Mike Vrable.

FG and force them to score a TD.

It is all about making the right call for the situation at hand. We were in a FG battle all day. Our D was doing a good job on Washington's O. Time was running out and Washington was out of time outs. I kick a FG in this situation.

Yep.