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Simply Red 10-20-2009 06:49 PM

jesus, I'm bored.

JD10367 10-20-2009 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 6192055)
If I might ask, what is it that you do for work?

I work in the projection booth in the IMAX theater. If you look closely at the pic I uploaded, you can actually read the work "IMAX" next to the circle I indicated. That whole square on top of the mall is the theater, or at least the top half of it (screen's 60'x89', holds over 400 people). Once the film starts, my job is to watch the film and make sure nothing goes wrong. Means lots of time to post, and drink coffee...

RJ 10-20-2009 07:35 PM

Fiber is your friend.

Pioli Zombie 10-20-2009 07:42 PM

A toilet would impress me if it could flush a chunk of shit like Mark Sanchez's quarterbacking.
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JD10367 10-20-2009 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 6192178)
A toilet would impress me if it could flush a chunk of shit like Mark Sanchez's quarterbacking.
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http://www.instablogsimages.com/imag...toilet1_54.jpg

KCUnited 10-20-2009 07:50 PM

I tried this earlier this month, worked.

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/6290/acaiberry.jpg

Simply Red 10-20-2009 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by KCUnited (Post 6192196)
I tried this earlier this month, worked.

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/6290/acaiberry.jpg

can you do it regularly?

KCUnited 10-20-2009 07:55 PM

Once you've cleansed you're supposed to wait something like 6 weeks before you do it again.

Pioli Zombie 10-20-2009 07:59 PM

When I want to clean out my colon I eat at Noodles and Company.
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Jerm 10-20-2009 08:02 PM

*waiting for the George Brett video*

This thread is just begging for it lol.
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TIED5573 10-20-2009 08:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JD10367 (Post 6192005)
Certainly does for me here in work. I swear, the thing's got about an 80-dB flush. I've never seen a toilet with this much suckitude. I love it. Being a big guy, usually I've got to be pretty careful... you know, squeeze out a nice little ladylike loaf if I'm using a small home toilet. With this thing, I can hold it for a couple of days and grunt up a storm until there's a flagpole saluting me from the john. I can leave something in there that would make the Electric Boat Co. down in CT think they lost a nuclear sub. Doesn't matter. Flush, gurgle, wham, it's gone. Let me tell you, until you have the ability to take monster dumps without any consequence, you don't realize what a luxury it is...

Semper Fi! Carry on, sir!

teedubya 10-20-2009 08:21 PM

Simply Red... must of given up on the "niners" and settled for a dude with a "niner"... now he can shit good again. Roto Rooter action, eh, Ryan? NTTIAWWT :thailor:

Hoover 10-20-2009 08:25 PM

Some people don't flush so they can share their work with the rest of the world...

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Pink Paradise 2010 10-20-2009 10:16 PM

ha, nice thread.... verrrryyyyy funnnnyyyyy... LMAO


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