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JohninGpt

11-18-2009 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 6274261)

Hey, GoChiefs, I'm thinking of dating again. Could you help me with this online thing? Do you use eHarmony or one of those sites? How does it work?

I'd try Waffle House, I hear the night crew is good if you need a quick confidence builder.

Hammock Parties

11-18-2009 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 6274279)

I don't want a wrinkly old bitch. I want one of those hot ones like GoChiefs gets.

You might be able to get some girl in her late 40s. There are lots of those.

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-18-2009 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by JohninGpt (Post 6274285)

I'd try Waffle House, I hear the night crew is good if you need a quick confidence builder.

I'm thinking Mel's Diner would be a good pickup spot for Skip:

http://www.tinseltowntrash.com/images/holliday2.jpg

Dating Tip: She's a big Tom Jones fan.

"Bob" Dobbs

11-18-2009 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by rad (Post 6274182)

I would the whole thing.

Yeah, but it'd take a while.

JohninGpt

11-18-2009 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SEKChiefsFan (Post 6274362)

Yeah, but it'd take a while.

Not if you have a bag of flour.

A BIG bag of flour.

Chiefspants

11-18-2009 06:54 PM

I accidentally the entire thing.

Spott

11-18-2009 06:57 PM

Damn, either that girl has an extra ass in the front or she's got breasts growing out of her waist.

JohninGpt

11-18-2009 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Spott (Post 6274398)

Damn, either that girl has an extra ass in the front or she's got breasts growing out of her waist.

The most amazingly disgusting FUPA ever.

Param

11-18-2009 07:19 PM

$10 webcam?

RJ	11-18-2009 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 6274268)

I recommend the local senior living center or possibly the nearest IHOP around 8 AM.

8 AM seems a little late to meet seniors. Unless you're talking about the early lunch crowd.

Jack	11-18-2009 08:59 PM

The odds are good for finding female companionship on the 'net. But the goods are odd. . .

Rudy tossed tigger's salad

11-18-2009 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Param (Post 6274446)

$10 webcam?

no shit. end of thread. **** that guy

Fairplay

11-18-2009 09:02 PM

She has a nice personality.

:rolleyes:

KCChiefsMan

11-18-2009 09:06 PM

I am just a little T.O.ed that she hasn't sent me a full body shot yet

notorious

11-18-2009 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ (Post 6274241)

These kids today.....

In my day we met women in bars, face to face. And we bought them drinks until they were drunk enough to want to **** us, and then we went home for unprotected sex. And we were happy that way, without any computers or cell phones!

The cell phone thing was nice. There was only one place where they could get me: home. No nagging cell calls at the bar or never-ending bullshit texts. It was easy to get away.

Thank God my wife doesn't do all of that immature bullshit some of my old girlfriends did.

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