Where's the option for:

"I have a Facebook and my wife uses it to Farmville."

If it's on your account, then you Farmville, possession is 9/10 of the law.

Now go vote, pillowbiter. :D

I am still awaiting the day of a USB powered virtual reality masturbator.

I think they have held off production on this technology knowing full well that it would result in the collapse of human kind. There is no way people would show up to work, school, court, anywhere once this was completed... wait, maybe they did complete it, they just haven't left the lab!

Those ****ing bastards! They have the technology, they just won't leave their desk chairs! ****!

my wife plays that game about 23 hours a day. it is really annoying. but i play madden while she's doing it, so it's okay i guess.

or son!!

sad thing is, my son figured out that he could get his own facebook page. To which he now uses MY page to send HIM gifts and stuff.
Recent conversation at my house:
Son; “hey mom you gotta come see my____! It’s cool!”
Me: “ how did you get all that stuff?”
Son” “oh you sent it to me”
Me: “I’m sure I would remember if I sent you anything on facebook”
Son: “no mom! I logged onto your account and sent it to myself!”
Me; “ oh ok, neat. What does my _____look like?”
Son;” oh you don’t have anything. You just work and send me all the money and gifts, to me. but you really should see my ____, it’s great!!”
Walking out of the room I think to myself, “ great, my son is my pimp.”

You'd probably slap me if you knew what words I was using to fill in the blanks.

LMAO
Guess I'm not going to Becks anymore.

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I chuckled.

I like farmville cause the old lady is busy on it and i play xboxlive. good woman babysitter

Nein...