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Pablo 11-27-2009 06:35 PM
It really pisses me off when people, who are obviously women, are driving vehicles.

Don't they know they cause 114% of all automobile accidents?

I swear, give a group of people the right to vote, and the next thing you know they'll be putting on Mary Kay in the mirror of their over-sized SUV, while finger-popping themselves to video uploads of the New Moon trailer on their iPod, and drinking $9 coffee that they bought after stealing a wad of cash out of their honest, 14 hour a day working husband's wallet.

chiefbowe82 11-27-2009 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6298356)
It really pisses me off when people, who are obviously women, are driving vehicles.

Don't they know they cause 114% of all automobile accidents?

I swear, give a group of people the right to vote, and the next thing you know they'll be putting on Mary Kay in the mirror of their over-sized SUV, while finger-popping themselves to video uploads of the New Moon trailer on their iPod, and drinking $9 coffee that they bought after stealing a wad of cash out of their honest, 14 hour a day working husband's wallet.
expect red rep just a warning

Pablo 11-27-2009 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by chiefbowe82 (Post 6298359)
expect red rep just a warning
Nah, I can pretty much say whatever the **** I want on CP.

kcchiefsus 11-27-2009 06:41 PM
Guess the thing that pisses me off the most is dumbasses who won't get the **** out of the fast lane.

Kyle DeLexus 11-27-2009 06:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PostRockPablo (Post 6298356)
It really pisses me off when people, who are obviously women, are driving vehicles.

Don't they know they cause 114% of all automobile accidents?

I swear, give a group of people the right to vote, and the next thing you know they'll be putting on Mary Kay in the mirror of their over-sized SUV, while finger-popping themselves to video uploads of the New Moon trailer on their iPod, and drinking $9 coffee that they bought after stealing a wad of cash out of their honest, 14 hour a day working husband's wallet.
:clap::clap::clap: plus every goddamn clapping gif there is.

Terribilis 11-27-2009 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan (Post 6298265)
I never had that problem, but when I was 16 and got ahold of a CB radio, I learned fairly quickly not to fuck with people on that thing. They take their CB radio talk very very seriously.
I learned this lesson too- Apparently Olathe, KS was not ready for my CB talk show, 'Baby Jesus and the Overlord'. Mullet-heads are quite adept at triangulating with a CB.

chiefbowe82 11-27-2009 06:44 PM
i'll never let you go, i'll never let you go, i'll never let you go, i'll never let you turn around back on eachother.

I remember the stupid things, the moon rings, the bracelets and the beads, the nickles and dimes, yours and mine.

rockymtnchief 11-27-2009 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by chiefbowe82 (Post 6298355)
don't turn your headlights on when it's foggy or the light will reflect back
DO turn them on so others can see you. DON'T turn the brights on or they'll reflect back.

Megbert 11-27-2009 06:53 PM
here in phoenix during/after it rains drivers don't turn on lights - basically forget how to drive. As soon as any rain hits their windshields it's brake time. Thing is most everyone is a transplant and I assume they drove in rain where they are from so why do they seem to forget when living here?

chiefbowe82 11-27-2009 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by AZChiefFan (Post 6298390)
here in phoenix during/after it rains drivers don't turn on lights - basically forget how to drive. As soon as any rain hits their windshields it's brake time. Thing is most everyone is a transplant and I assume they drove in rain where they are from so why do they seem to forget when living here?
no need to go hydroplaning

Wyndex 11-27-2009 08:54 PM
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the first thumbnail I dub thee, MOTHER ****ER I'LL RIP YOUR ****ING HEAD OFF

the second thumbnail is dubbed, ****ING ASSHOLES WHO ARE IN A HURRY TO GO NOWHERE

L.A. Chieffan 11-27-2009 09:15 PM
When I'm on the freeway I haul ass. Even if the CHP comes after me I'll ****ing outrun those MFers every time. On side streets I drive about 20 mph no matter what infuriating everybody behind me

Sweet Daddy Hate 11-27-2009 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by AZChiefFan (Post 6298390)
here in phoenix during/after it rains drivers don't turn on lights - basically forget how to drive. As soon as any rain hits their windshields it's brake time. Thing is most everyone is a transplant and I assume they drove in rain where they are from so why do they seem to forget when living here?
And they suck ass when they come up to the mountains. Doesn't matter if it's rain, snow, or clear skies; a prerequisite of living in this State is that you have to drive like shit.

stlchiefs 11-27-2009 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by POND_OF_RED (Post 6298236)
Remain calm all you want. Looks like a divided highway so you're about to die in about one second anyways.
This cracked me up! ROFLROFL

Mr. Flopnuts 11-27-2009 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by chiefbowe82 (Post 6298375)
i'll never let you go, i'll never let you go, i'll never let you go, i'll never let you turn around back on eachother.

I remember the stupid things, the moon rings, the bracelets and the beads, the nickles and dimes, yours and mine.
I'm gonna give you 3EB rep, and no, I'm not gay.


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