I honestly do not know who this Jessica Alba is.

And she has the most awesome ass evah!

That's the stuff...

Oh, so she's a supermodel or something? I dunno, isn't the point of nailing someone like that being able to brag that you had it? You wouldn't be able to do that if you're married.

She's an actress, of such fare as The Fantastic Four and Into the Blue.

A modern day Meryl Streep, with an ass like a ten year old boy.

http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/t/03240-3.jpg

I'd like to purchase an E-ticket for one ride please..

http://hollytrash.com/wp-content/upl...ite-bikini.jpg

Either way, if you can't talk about it, what's the difference between nailing her and some random hot chick at a bar?

Satisfaction in a job well done.

If you said 'yes' you're married to the wrong woman, in my estimation.

I'd just pretend it's this

Jessica Alba? No freakin' way.

If we're playing this game, the only way I'd even consider cheating would be with a smokin' hot pornstar - a chick that would give me a night of crazy-ass sex that I'd remember forever.

Not some teeny-bopper who named her daughter Honor.

And even then, I wouldn't cheat. Cheating is NOT cool.

I'll know.