:D This woman is. He must have some moves or something cuz this sounds weird to me.....are there that many whores in the world? Wait, I watch Jersey Shore, who am I kidding?

why trailer park? why cant it be ghetto?

racist.

See, part of the problem is when you tell your ex-chicks to "lose my phone number" it sounds too much like "use my phone number". Hope that helps. :D

Add Tiger Woods to the list of celebrities who post on CP...

To the SS Privacy!

Im not conceited enough to say that Im hot, but Im definitely not ugly.

Thanks for the update. Sounds like you're doing fine.

When I went to buy the riffle and shotgun off of MTG my wife, who read his post about his cheating wife, etc., said he was a good looking guy and shouldn't have any problems finding someone else. Take her judgment for what it is worth though, she is married to me. ;)

LMAO Ask H1N1 about my buddy's Cheeto story.............

Your avatar makes me think you might be ugly though. I'm just sayin.

pics or it's worthless....of your wife, I mean.

I always find it interesting that people use a self portrait in their avatar. At least no one can ever blind side me with some crazy sex tape that's been released on the internet. I just put mine in my avatar.

I guess you're having fun, but there's so much that is fucked up with everything you posted... it's impossible to reply to all of it. It doesn't appear that any person in your part of the world lives a normal existence. It's crazy.

LMAO

MTG you must be a stud I don't ever have this kind of luck

Faces and names thread.

I dont even remember when, where, or why I got this avatar, and the only reason Ive kept it for so long is because it bothers people lol