This is what worries me ... i don't want that warped crap. The all-natural latex beds are supposed to not do that but who knows what to believe.

that one place has a 20 year warranty on their natural latex beds so surely they don't screw up too often.

We bought our last mattress at Costco. I think it's a Serta BS-O-Model-namedoesn'tmeananything. We like it. Didn't have to haggle and it's a premium product for a fair price. Hit me up in about 15 years and I'll let you know how it turned out.

Best advice I can give about a mattres ?

Don't ever marry a girl that has one attached to her back.

Guess that is your foreplay.

Well, you can get an expensive one that'll last many years, or a cheap one that you can use for a while and then discard. The bigger ones are more comfortable to lie on, 'cause there's more padding. Make sure they don't squeak or move around a lot when you jump on them or the noise might wake your wife. And try not to get a used one because you don't know what kind of stains or bugs they might have. :)

Closed the deal today. Mattress City in Independence. Restonic latex queen with memory foam top; foundation, frame, delivery, tax for around $1150. Nice bed, good deal. I'm happy! Hooray!