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JOhn 01-20-2010 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6463334)
it would.
I'm brave.....lets hear. Besides I'm already scared

kindra68 01-20-2010 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6463288)
unicorns freak me out
ehh they're ok, as long as you don't play leap frog with them.

rockymtnchief 01-20-2010 02:24 PM
Sounds like a Russian scam. Ask her for pics and you'll get some of a beauty. Next, she'll need money for her mom that got hit by a car or money for a Visa so she can come meet you.

Halfcan 01-20-2010 02:31 PM
Sounds like a keeper-lol

Jilly 01-20-2010 03:15 PM
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Originally Posted by kindra68 (Post 6463512)
ehh they're ok, as long as you don't play leap frog with them.
well that's just a sacrifice I'm not willing to make!

Thig Lyfe 01-20-2010 03:31 PM
IF YOU TALK ABOUT ME I AM FAITHFUL CAT

Rain Man 01-20-2010 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 6463139)
When I noticed you on the street.

How do you pull a scam off with this sentence? It seems like even a naive person would say, "where did you see me?" Are they then going to answer, "In your American city?"

I guess maybe they could say somthing like, "Outside the Starbucks" or "near the McDonald's" and be okay, but I'm not sure they would know that.

Rain Man 01-20-2010 03:46 PM
If you google her name, you get this thread, a couple of random false matches, and a scam site that is trying to act like it's using census data (it's not) so you'll pay for public records. I like that they try to look official with something that is supposed to be a government seal, but looks more like a seagull than an eagle. It's got to be the worst government impersonation ever.

http://www.census-online.us/images/uscensus.jpg

http://www.census-online.us/search/SINA,ALYSHA

POND_OF_RED 01-20-2010 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 6463177)
I asked out a girl at the liqour store the other day and she said she had a boyfriend, I thought gee I hope she doesn't think I am stalking her, but then I was like damn between my job and me being out of energy at nights. I don't have the energy to stalk woman anymore. sad day indeed
You should have told her that you'd kill her boyfriend, opened up the most expensive bottle of liquor you could find close by and spit it in her face. When the liquor store clerk asks you to pay for the bottle simply remind him that a "cak'n man such as yourself doesn't give money to Christopher Street boys." then run out the door and try not to trip over your friends clearing a path for you. It's kind of the Larry Johnson strategy to getting women but he could never master the last part. He always tripped up or got brought down by the bouncer that was half his size.

38yrsfan 01-20-2010 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6463246)
I wonder what she watches on the discovery channel?
ESL programs probably.

luv 01-20-2010 05:47 PM
It's not me.

bevischief 01-20-2010 07:07 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 6464382)
It's not me.
rofl
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Kyle DeLexus 01-20-2010 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 6463239)
And you know what? You just didn't try hard enough when the opportunity presented itself. You know it, and are just doing your best to piss all over my parade. It's not MY fault you let love walk right out the door; it's not MY fault you left $21,749,635 in Nigerian dollars floating around, not to be collected. YOU need to step up when you get the chance, and stop trying to make the rest of us as unhappy as you obviously are. How dare you.
Carpe Diem.......seize the carp.

JD10367 01-20-2010 09:38 PM
"If you talk about me, I am faithful cat"? WTF?

I bet she says that to all the boys...

el borracho 01-20-2010 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Jilly (Post 6463246)
I wonder what she watches on the discovery channel?
Its make awesome show about animals and also only-for-you friends. Yeah!


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