That's the downside that they never show you in commercials. It's always some middle-age guy with a good haircut that we think ought to be able to get it up if it hadn't been for that tragic rugby accident.

They never show the broken down octogenarian slamming this stuff by the fistful trying to breathe life back into a member that's fittingly as dead as disco.

His magic wand turned into flowers at the most inopportune times

Jersey Shore in th 60's and 70's. He was always in the newspapers and driving the stupid blue van everywhere.

Really? Or did the van only appear to be blue?

And stupid?




Because you wanted it, expected it, believed it, etc.

So when does he and Elton John go on vacation?

I was about to make a joke based on not knowing who he is, but as I've been reading about him, I kind of like him. So he gets a pass.

If he plays his trick cards right he could be in Vegas snowballing Siegfried and Roy

I should know better than to look this shit up.

Sounds to me like you've done this before... :hmmm:

Randi's feeling a little randy.



http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/randy

~:thailor:sailor whom to please the captain of the night

~Lustful:excitid about lust lusty night planned for great lover to conquer for who tried to attack my beautuify slutual situation.

This guy kicks ass. I do not care if he is gay, because there is nothing wrong with that (please note that I did not use the abbreviation or similar abbreviation there of). However, if he was a zombie, I would have to take offense to that. Eat my flesh? **** you, Zombie.

because all gay people know each other ... they have secret meetings together every thursday night at starbucks.

Bet you would be whistling a different tune if he waved his wand in you direction. A zombie will eat your whole body. Randi is going to stop at your asshole

This guy is somewhere on my top-100 list of people I most respect and admire. He has a very clear and brilliant mind. I dont care if he's gay.

I'm surprised you don't know about Siegfried and Roy.