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Dave Lane 06-15-2010 12:43 PM
Don't do it.

Carry on good luck either in bliss or in court.

CrazyPhuD 06-15-2010 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 6822241)
Ok i will n00b. Just remember never end a fight with antifreeze.
Of course not...always start the fights with anti-freeze, they're shorter that way.

cardken 06-15-2010 03:32 PM
Make sure she "gives it back." (reference the movie I Love You, Man."

Crush 06-15-2010 05:35 PM
Thoughts and prayers coming your way.

DeezNutz 06-15-2010 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Alton deFlat (Post 6822267)
Best wishes! I just got married Sunday to my best friend.
It's cool that the laws are changing to allow this.

Mr. Flopnuts 06-15-2010 06:11 PM
Stick it in her butt for Mr. Flopnuts.

bevischief 06-15-2010 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6823588)
It's cool that the laws are changing to allow this.
ROFL

bevischief 06-15-2010 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 6823652)
Stick it in her butt for Mr. Flopnuts.
Let us know to wear to send buttplugs...:D

JD10367 06-15-2010 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 6822549)
On the Wedding night, the woman is going to expect a man to do certain things with the business end of your business end, and have it do business with the business end of her business end. It's called Giving her the business.

If she's drunk, she might be inclined to give you the special bonus business, but you should know that it will probably only be available on special birthdays afterwards.
Deniability is the best policy, dude. In the heat of the moment, you just slip it in there, and then say, "Oops, I didn't even notice." :D

Pablo 06-15-2010 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Alton deFlat (Post 6822267)
Best wishes! I just got married Sunday to my best friend.
I hear Vermont's beautiful this time of year.

Pablo 06-15-2010 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by DeezNutz (Post 6823588)
It's cool that the laws are changing to allow this.
I should have known the gay joke would have been covered further on down the thread.

ChiefaRoo 06-15-2010 06:49 PM
Good luck!

FAX 06-15-2010 07:09 PM
Whenever this happens, I always wonder if I know the girl. Is she blond, Mr. dpg4zombie? From OP? Has a business in Shawnee?

FAX

Rain Man 06-15-2010 07:29 PM
Either dpg4zombie has much tamer dreams than I do, or the world has far freakier women than I ever thought possible.

alanm 06-15-2010 09:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Alton deFlat (Post 6822267)
Best wishes! I just got married Sunday to my best friend.
How'd your fiance handle it?


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