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blaise 11-03-2010 12:02 PM

What did the Raider fan say to his mother on Christmas morning?

"How much is your bail?"

Lzen 11-03-2010 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SportsRacer (Post 7136921)
A Raiders fan walks into a bar. He shoots somebody.

He said jokes. Jokes are supposed to be funny. Yours would have been funny if you said he shoots himself. ;)

TrickyNicky 11-03-2010 12:22 PM

What do you call a Raider fan without a neck tattoo or criminal record?






I don't know, I've never seen one.

Fritz88 11-03-2010 12:25 PM

Raiders.

Pablo 11-03-2010 12:40 PM

...and after the Raider fan graduated magna cum laude at USC , he was accepted into Harvard Law.

fan4ever 11-03-2010 03:27 PM

How can you tell a Raider virgin?




She's the one who can run faster than her brothers.





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How do Raider fans reproduce?



They exchange underwear.

Sassy Squatch 11-03-2010 03:40 PM

A lone Raider family lives in an apartment complex in northern Missouri, with a bunch of Chiefs fans surrounding him in the neighboring complexes. A tornado hits the complex and only the Raider family is killed. Why?

Mr. Flopnuts 11-03-2010 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superturtle (Post 7142927)
A lone Raider family lives in an apartment complex in northern Missouri, with a bunch of Chiefs fans surrounding him in the neighboring complexes. A tornado hits the complex and only the Raider family is killed. Why?

Because they're the only ones who thought the bars on the window would protect them?

Sassy Squatch 11-03-2010 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts (Post 7142932)
Because they're the only ones who thought the bars on the window would protect them?

Nah, all the Chiefs fans were at work.


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