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R8RFAN 02-12-2011 11:07 AM
Dip your wiener in Chocolate and give it to the little woman.

007 02-12-2011 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Extra Point (Post 7425804)
Two dozen roses for her at work, one for each year I didn't send her flowers at work. When she has to tell me that she wants flowers at work, over the course of this past week, I can't say that she doesn't mean anything else but, "Love you. Do it. Or I'll find creative ways to make your life Hell for at least two weeks."

Win-win. She gets to show her co-workers, who have been getting roses for years, that she's not married to a reerun. I keep a healthy chunk of my ass intact.

It's not a Holiday: it's a guilt bank for women.
Flowers are such a waste of money. sure glad my wife agrees with that sentiment.

luv 02-12-2011 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 7425913)
Dip your wiener in Chocolate and give it to the little woman.
I am not sure the two tastes would mesh well. Try something strawberry flavored.
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R8RFAN 02-12-2011 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7426055)
I am not sure the two tastes would mesh well. Try something strawberry flavored.
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How bout we just dip you in chocolate then?

Al Bundy 02-13-2011 07:37 PM
http://solomongroup.wordpress.com/20...s-day-mascara/

This is some guys blog so I am not going to post the article.. but you should check out the audio. Definitely NSFW!!!!

luv 02-13-2011 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 7426057)
How bout we just dip you in chocolate then?
I'm fattening enough without it.

gblowfish 02-13-2011 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by ClayWhit (Post 7420482)
I'm gonna try and **** a 5-10 blonde.
OK, is she a 5, or a 10?

R8RFAN 02-13-2011 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7428183)
I'm fattening enough without it.
How bout some sugar free cool whip then?

luv 02-13-2011 07:57 PM
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Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 7428203)
How bout some sugar free cool whip then?
That doesn't even sound good by itself....lol.

threebag 02-13-2011 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by joesomebody (Post 7425698)
How lame would a one year subscription to Pandora Radio (takes away ads and the are you listening bull shit) be for a valentines present be? We're both broke recent college grads. She told me not to get her anything, but I know better. This is 36 bucks, and she'll use it all year, where as a dozen rozes is like 30 bucks and they'll be rotten in under a week.
Good call the next guy might not like commercials either.

R8RFAN 02-13-2011 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7428211)
That doesn't even sound good by itself....lol.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7qsq9PvZ7N...0/reddiwip.jpg <<<< ???

luv 02-13-2011 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 7428216)
Okay. You win. Sugar free whipped cream it is.

All we need is pound cake, and we'd have a strawberry shortcake!

threebag 02-13-2011 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 7428216)
It's better like this


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...3ZeICXbKRo2saw

Possibly NSFW

R8RFAN 02-13-2011 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 7428222)
Okay. You win. Sugar free whipped cream it is.

All we need is pound cake, and we'd have a strawberry shortcake!
how bout angel food and use the rest like in the pic above?

luv 02-13-2011 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 7428224)
how bout angel food and use the rest like in the pic above?
Well, I know where the strawberry gel is going and where the whipped cream is going. Where are we putting the angel food cake?


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