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blaise 03-08-2011 11:54 AM
I wish an old Mexican woman would make a piss jar for me.

Fire Me Boy! 03-08-2011 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 7474601)
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Jobu's for bats, not babies.

WebGem 03-08-2011 12:06 PM
Hahaahaha. When I read the OP I was like what the ****? And after reading the next 31 posts it's funny less weird it got.

ToxSocks 03-08-2011 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by WebGem (Post 7474624)
Hahaahaha. When I read the OP I was like what the ****? And after reading the next 31 posts it's funny less weird it got.
No, it's still ****ing weird.

What if your wife was doing some weird Voodoo shit behind your back?

Rausch 03-08-2011 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 7474639)
No, it's still ****ing weird.

What if your wife was doing some weird Voodoo shit behind your back?
Women never, EVAR, get less crazy as time passes...

Frankie 03-08-2011 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 7474368)
So my Brother in Law was under his house yesterday doing some plumbing work. While he's digging around he discovers something very strange.

He finds a small Gerber jar filled with urine. Taped under the jar is a picture of him.

The only ones living on the property are his wife, MIL, and his two kids.

None of which claim to know anything about it.

****ing weird, huh?
Have you experienced any 'missing time?'

Iowanian 03-08-2011 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by seclark (Post 7474464)
kinda similar to me and my mil. only difference is i usually take a dump in her $hitter and don't flush it.
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It only works if you tape her pic to the bottom of the bowl first.

Bump 03-08-2011 01:43 PM
A woman should take her first urine on Monday morning, put
it in a jar and place it under the bed for nine days and it
will hold her husband.

loochy 03-08-2011 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 7474450)
#1 The only way to be sure it's urine is to taste it.
#2 You would think he would remember pissing in a jar or some other container
#3 He should run and keep running for weeks and weeks until he can't run no more
This.

However, in addition to #1, you'd have to then taste some of your fresh urine to be sure it's yours. I mean, how else would someone know what urine tastes like?

loochy 03-08-2011 01:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 7474500)
Ok, so here is my take on it:

I think both the MIL and Wife are up to it. But it's FOR the wife. My wife doesn't buy my idea, but I think it makes sense.

Those two have been trying to have one last child, but she has miscarried several times now. Doctors told her she has a very slim chance of having another child.

She has been in bed rest and unable to work since she found out she was pregnant. They have been taking special care in an effort to not miscarry again.

MAYBE the jar is filled with HER piss. They used a GERBER bottle (get it? Baby related?) and taped his pic under it because he's the father.

Maybe it's some sort of Anti-miscarry concoction?
No less creepy and no less asinine.

WebGem 03-08-2011 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 7474639)
No, it's still ****ing weird.

What if your wife was doing some weird Voodoo shit behind your back?
Well yeah it's still weird, just less weird.

Or maybe it's actually more weird. At first I had absolutely no idea what it could have been, the voodoo thing came out of left field for me. I'm not usually familiar with stuff like that.

If I had a wife and she was doing that I really don't know, I'd probably tell her she's weird. But I wouldn't be that worried about anything.

ToxSocks 03-08-2011 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by WebGem (Post 7474925)

I'd probably tell her she's weird. But I wouldn't be that worried about anything.
Yeah...until she finds your porn stash.

Graystoke 03-08-2011 01:57 PM
Did the Jar have Cigar Stains on it?
http://www.columbo-site.freeuk.com/f...gecolumbo1.jpg

Saul Good 03-08-2011 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 7474639)
No, it's still ****ing weird.

What if your wife was doing some weird Voodoo shit behind your back?
I talked to my friend from Mexico. She confirmed that this is exactly what happened. The guy's wife and MIL did this as kind of a fertility ritual. It's pretty common in Mexico. They didn't tell the husband because they knew he'd think it was weird.

loochy 03-08-2011 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 7475151)
They didn't tell the husband because they knew he'd think it was weird.
Gee I wonder why. :spock:


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