"My Aunt gave birth to me"

So if the other girl wants to get married, what happens then? Who's getting sloppy seconds? Those two dudes better get real friendly...

In all honesty, I think that the dude has probably courted both of them and since polygamy is illegal they have collectively elected to create a union. I don't think there's any way he's simply marrying one of them.

hey mister, how's her sister?
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Paper bag for the ugly one.

"Uh, yeah babe. I can't really keep it up with that creature on the other side of your head staring at me and licking her lips like that."

Meh, they're ok. I've had hotter cojoined twins.

/ChiefsPlanet

That was the thought in my head as well...

I can't take credit for it. My conjoined twin came up with it, but since I control our hands, I had to type it.

2 heads 1 pussy. Thats just to freaky. So do both heads get off? Stop bitch its my turn to have an orgasm

One says I have a headache as the other one moans...

Freak show.

So - I dont think its polygamy, because only one is getting married. And I think the only state this would be illegal in is Utah. Considering having sex outside of marriage is illegal there.

This would basically come down to not being illegal at first at least. Maybe with time and the common law marriage rule, it would become illegal, but im no lawyer.

What a shock porno clip this could be.
Cameras up close it appears a guys getting head from two blondes as he starts to blow the camera pulls back and you see the true story.
Instant loss of erection.

I'm not sure any masturbater would get that far with Gramma head there but it would be funny.

Maybe the sunglasses down helps her in those moments