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Everyone stares at boobs (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=262465)

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8825794)

Guys younger than me, (high school age and such), checking out my boobs:
Yeah, I know I'm a milf. Get a good look and move along to your Biology class.

Guys around my age checking out my boobs:
Okay, fine, whatever. Get a good look and move along.

Guys old enough to be my dad checking out my boobs:
JFC! Stop staring! *shudder*

Sorry, but boobs don't get less interesting as one gets older.

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 8825803)

We don't care about this. We want to know if you look at other women's breasts and pass judgement?

Yes. I've checked out the boobage.

Do I pass judgement? Let's just say that if a chick is dressed like a slut, I will see her as being one. Every woman does this and if they claim that they don't, they're lying. I'm not talking about them showing off a little cleavage either, (that's fine-flaunt 'em if you got 'em). I'm talking about when their boobs are damn near popping out of their blouse. Am I envious of other women's boobs? Not really. I was blessed w/ a nice set.

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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 8825840)

See, the problem is that the tops you wear probably aren't revealing enough. You either have to show more or give the old guys more time to take it all in. It's only fair.

Okay, I think I just hurled a little in my mouf. LMAO

You're correct, I don't wear tops that are revealing enough. For instance, at work I wear polo shirts and on my days off I'm usually wearing a t-shirt. Today I wore my Chiefs t-shirt because I didn't have any work shirts clean. The only time I do show off a little cleavage is when I go out w/ Gonzo.

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 8825855)

Interesting. Is there any consistency in the obviousness or duration of "the look" based on age?

No. It varies. I do find it disturbing though that the old guys always put on their bifocals before taking a gander. LMAO

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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 8825863)

Sorry, but boobs don't get less interesting as one gets older.

I'm aware of this, but it's just creepy.

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8826038)

The only time I do show off a little cleavage is when I go out w/ Gonzo.

Errr, why?

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Originally Posted by Amnorix (Post 8826092)

Don't think of it that way. Just think that everybody with a penis regardless of age likes boobs. That's just how it is.

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LMAO

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 8826050)

Errr, why?

Why not? Is there something wrong w/ giving my husband something to look at during dinner at a nice restaurant? :hmmm:

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8826143)

Why not? Is there something wrong w/ giving my husband something to look at during dinner at a nice restaurant? :hmmm:

And every other red-blooded male in the joint. I remember once my wife and I went to Dallas or somewhere for a wedding by air. We sat in the first row, with her on the aisle. For some reason, she wore a very low cut blouse, which was also tight. Every single guy who got on the plane stared at her tits. Some guys were more subtle than others, but one guy gave her a good 10 second leer, looked over at me, made eye contact, and then looked right back down at her.

LMAO

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8826038)

Again, this is about how much you check out other women's boobage. I scope at every opportunity... whether they're hidden under a sweater or in a tight blouse, it doesn't matter. Do you say, "Hi!" and then take a look and say hmmmm.....?

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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8825794)

Question: if a really old guy came up and grabbed your breasts, would you call the cops on him? I'm talking old enough that you know he's harmless.

I'm pondering if and when I can start doing that. (Not to you personally, but in general.)

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 8826160)

Gonzo has caught a few lookers, as well. They usually glance away immediately though when they get busted. LMAO

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 8826172)

Oh, FFS! :facepalm:

No. LMAO

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8826176)

Um, I would more than likely kick the guy in the nuts.

But that's just me. :evil:

Boobs are spectacular.

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Originally Posted by Stewie (Post 8825803)

We don't care about this. We want to know if you look at other women's breasts and pass judgement?

All women will pass judgement on another women for anything they can find. It's in their nature.

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Originally Posted by stevenidol (Post 8826284)

All women will pass judgement on another women for anything they can find. It's in their nature.

True dat, but I like to judge boobs too.