If we fire Piollllli and he somehow lands a job next year, he could fleece us by offering a 3rd rd pick. That's our only hope.

No one would give us a thing for this POS...

Nobody is going to trade for Cassel.

Especially considering that they'd have to pay him north of $15M for the next 2 years.

Pioli can keep his job if he flies to Boston, incapacitates Belichick, and physically abuses him with his penis until Belichick agrees to take Cassel back in exchange for Brady and a 1st round pick.

Scott: "Hey, we're looking to unload Cassel...we'll take pretty much anything"

Scott: "hmmm, he's the 32nd ranked QB in the league...we couldn't go higher than a 4th"

Scott: "[!!!!!]wow...um...well...we were hoping for more but I'll take it...deal"

Scott: "Great, that was easy"

Scott: "Yup, enjoyed negotiating with you...it's like how I imagine it in my dreams"

Scott: "Weird...you sound familiar"

Scott: "hmm...yeah, you do too...wait"

Scott: "Scott?"

Scott: "shit...[hangs up]"

I don't want to trade him.....I just want him to go there.

If Asante Samuel, an actually productive player, goes for only a 7th, then I can't imagine that Cassel will net us anything.

I think AZ would rather start Lindley than Cassel. Jags might bite for a 7th if Henne is an abomination but I doubt it.

How I hope the conversation goes.


(Ring, ring.)

Pioli: Hello?

Other GM: Hi, Scott, this is -

Pioli: You have a deal! Cassel will be on the next plane!

Any GM that would even think about trading for Casshole should be terminated yesterday.

FYP

Bills.

This is how the trade would go.

We give:

Cassel
Cover his salary and bonus for the next two years.
3rd round draft pick

They give:

Not one ****.

No one would give a bag of dog shit for Cassel.

The Chiefs should probably do what the Donx did last year and cut Cassel in a few weeks. Go with two QB's and if Quinn gets hurt or continues to suck, ride out the rest of the season with Stanzi and see what he can do. Leave no questions for next year. The only downside is that you have a GM and a coach who are fighting for their jobs, not the No 1 draft pick, so that scenario won't happen...