Do you have an Internet shoppers card? It can save you up to 20 percent.

Way to cave and sign up for the card......pussy.

:D

I am sorry for your poor experience but I thank you for the entertaining story!

Do you still work for these assholes? If so, you are now my sworn enemy. I will find you.

Negatory. Left 3 years ago.

gonzo to cadella's dork greeters:

YOU WILL RESPECT ME, I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!!!!

I don't believe any of this story. Any old codger worth his salt would have verbally accosted you for your cheater Q intentions.

Wow. That was alot of typing to read. I quit after I scrolled down and saw u were still going

:thumb: I will say we have the Bass Pro credit card that you can get 25% off when you sign up as well. We usually don't harass at the doorway though. Our associates will ask you if your purchasing a gun, GPS, fishing reel, any other high priced item or once you check out. But usually you will be asked only once.

This was all I could think about when describing the old men

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb6pggRhsL1qgeqzx.jpg

Your story doesn't sound that bad.

This reminds me of when I got pulled over leaving a Chiefs game for not using my turn signal to change lanes. Had my brother, dad, and granddad in the car. It had to be a good hour and a half since my last beer since I knew I was driving us all home. First quesion the cop asks is "driver, you had anything to drink?". My granddad who can't hear for shit is sitting in the passenger seat just looking at the cop and nodding his head yes thinking the cop was just making small talk. 30 minutes and a field sobriety test later and we were finally back on the road. ****ing old people.

Basically the story is:

A greeter at a store asked me if I wanted a store card to save 25% off of todays purchase. I said no.

I bought what I wanted.

I got in line and had to wait a few extra minutes because of a poorly trained elderly checkout person who also asked me if I had a club card.

Tarantino probably wants to buy the movie rights.

"Smoking biscuits" is urban slang for what?

ROFL ROFL