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Rain Man 12-14-2012 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Cassel's Reckoning (Post 9209127)
Kasandra Perkins might even have mastered the forbidden technique of Ryu No Dashi. This art, thought lost for thousands of years, was recently discovered by me on a website. It is the art of stopping time. By moving sideways through time, Kasandra Perkins could simply place Jovan Belcher in the path of his own bullets.
I'm going to guess that his browser froze up. It happens to me occasionally, and it does kind of seem like time stops.

Psyko Tek 12-15-2012 12:18 AM
back in college, with a combination of weed, night train wine, and a faulty long island ice tea recipe , me and a few friends went sideways through time
the results where not good
and the hang over was nasty

and we ended up still in Lincoln, Nebraska

listopencil 12-15-2012 12:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 9209711)
back in college, with a combination of weed, night train wine, and a faulty long island ice tea recipe , me and a few friends went sideways through time
the results where not good
and the hang over was nasty

and we ended up still in Lincoln, Nebraska

Ah, yeah. You have to use absinthe or it doesn't work right.

Psyko Tek 12-15-2012 12:30 AM
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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 9209718)
Ah, yeah. You have to use absinthe or it doesn't work right.
that was the problem, explains the cops and jail cells
but where did the brahma bull come from

FAX 12-15-2012 01:16 AM
Well, I googled up some stuff, used some mouthwash, then did an internet search for "Ryu No Dashi" and came up with bupkis. There are no Ryu No Dashi classes anywhere in Nashville or, so far as I can tell, anywhere in the world. This is not good news. I have big plans for my Ryu No Dashi technique but it's not going to do me any good until I actually learn it. I wonder if there's a Ryu No Dashi For Dummies book available?

FAX

KurtCobain 12-15-2012 01:50 AM
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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 9209807)
Well, I googled up some stuff, used some mouthwash, then did an internet search for "Ryu No Dashi" and came up with bupkis. There are no Ryu No Dashi classes anywhere in Nashville or, so far as I can tell, anywhere in the world. This is not good news. I have big plans for my Ryu No Dashi technique but it's not going to do me any good until I actually learn it. I wonder if there's a Ryu No Dashi For Dummies book available?

FAX
Can't find one.

baitism 12-15-2012 01:56 AM
Somethingawful has a front page?

Sorter 12-15-2012 04:11 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FAX (Post 9209807)
Well, I googled up some stuff, used some mouthwash, then did an internet search for "Ryu No Dashi" and came up with bupkis. There are no Ryu No Dashi classes anywhere in Nashville or, so far as I can tell, anywhere in the world. This is not good news. I have big plans for my Ryu No Dashi technique but it's not going to do me any good until I actually learn it. I wonder if there's a Ryu No Dashi For Dummies book available?

FAX
Aikido is an acceptable alternative.

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bevischief 12-15-2012 05:57 AM
JFC. No shit.

listopencil 12-15-2012 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek (Post 9209735)
that was the problem, explains the cops and jail cells
but where did the brahma bull come from
You probably left the bathroom door open. Yeah, never do that.

BlackHelicopters 12-15-2012 07:15 AM
Can't argue with this Rhodes scholar.


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