LOL

I say turn, but for some reason it doesn't bother me too much when someone says torn.

Only Yankees call it TORNament. They do it while they're waiting ON Line at da Bank.

tor na ment

I go with the Hootie Johnson pronunciation: tuna mint.

How do you "torn" people pronounce tour?

To me, tour rhymes with bore. Or apple core.

too-er

And do you say "torny" for short?

Yes, like corny.

WTF?

I'm sorry if that confuses you.

Poll results indicate that you're a backwards ass minority on the subject...

Half the people here think definitely is spelled defanetely, so that doesn't really concern me.

Tower