Option fail....mansions aren't measured in square footage....they're measured in acreage.:doh!:

Ask Dane for a picture of his storage shed.

I would think a nice echo and at least one 16 year old Peruvian girl servant is requisite.

That wakes you up each morning with 2 eggs, bacon or sausage, toast, coffee, and the morning newspaper on a tray that is designed to fit over your lap in bed.

And a skeet range.

peeing baby statue fountain out front

real men want that garage :]

Yes, this. I selected the "Other" option and am writing in bowling alley.

So...cement pond option?

I'd want a full golf practice facility:

Three holes with six sets of tees each so it can play as an 18 hole course/range, complete with fairway and greenside bunkering and an automated irrigation system.

Anxiously awaiting the "What defiles a mansion?" spinoff.

12,000 sq ft+ and with a gated property. Their are tons of 8-10k ft houses, but they are not mansions. Exceptions are older places that were considered mansions are grandfathered in.

large house.

with a Piss Boy .

I thought this might be a good opportunity for improving the foundations of the southeast corner.

What does Clark have at his house? I think that'd be a pretty good starting point.

Only soccer trophies

No mansion is complete without one of these rooms:

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