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jspchief 08-23-2013 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stonedstooge (Post 9907393)
A little difficult to fap in that position dammit

You fap on the toilet?

BlackHelicopters 08-23-2013 04:46 AM

When does the regular season start?

tomahawk kid 08-23-2013 05:32 AM

I find that a turkey club from the cafeteria at work helps expulsion a great deal.

BlackHelicopters 08-23-2013 05:54 AM

Just tried this technique with a stack of old Playboys as the stool. Good results, does anyone remember Miss September 1996 ?

King_Chief_Fan 08-23-2013 06:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tomahawk kid (Post 9907928)
I find that a turkey club from the cafeteria at work helps expulsion a great deal.

LMAO

mdchiefsfan 08-23-2013 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9907932)
Just tried this technique with a stack of old Playboys as the stool. Good results, does anyone remember Miss September 1996 ?


Nope. Pics or GTFO! (Had to bold the part I meant or this could have gotten awkward)

BlackHelicopters 08-23-2013 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan (Post 9907951)
Nope. Pics or GTFO! (Had to bold the part I meant or this could have gotten awkward)

Nothing wrong with the love between a man and his magazines.

ShortRoundChief 08-23-2013 06:23 AM

Clay's idea of the perfect shit:

http://i42.tinypic.com/2yythfc.jpg

mdchiefsfan 08-23-2013 06:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theelusiveeightrop (Post 9907954)
Nothing wrong with the love between a man and his magazines.

LMAO I was referring to you being on the shitter, with said magazines giving your body the angle mentioned in the OP, as what I needed no picture off...

Magazines? Bring 'em on!

Baby Lee 08-23-2013 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 9907467)
YouTube Japanese squat toilet

My thoughts [nearly] exactly. Poor Karl Pilkington.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/pTyxo5j4Hug" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

petegz28 08-23-2013 07:39 AM

CP has become nothing but a board full of shit talkers!!!

Rausch 08-23-2013 07:43 AM

Saw the roundest turd I've ever seen a human lay last night. This thing was bigger around that any potato I've seen. I flushed the toiled 7 times trying to rid the room of this beast and it was so massive it didn't even move.

Forget going down - IT DIDN'T MOVE.

Was unsure if I should contact maintenance or EMS...

seclark 08-23-2013 09:03 AM

****in coon's been shitting on our south patio every night this week without any problems. maybe I should try to shit with my hands and feet on the floor/ground.
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plazahawkeye 08-23-2013 09:14 AM

I like to poop like tubgirl! Google it if you haven't seen it.

Beef Supreme 08-23-2013 09:17 AM

I don't think I can get my knees that high.


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