My rapeable apologies.

All the good jokes have already been taken. I got here too late.

Lube vs. no lube jokes still available

Eh, that's a rape joke, not a soccer joke. Soccer is really the punch line here.

There's probably a sodomy pun somewhere in this. Or a "getting one past the goalie" joke.

He should have known that the lessons learned in this camp wood stick with him

Winner. Good to know you think with something other than your own broomstick handle.

I wonder if they answered the question "Do you want this stick in your" like that famous announcer


"nnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhh"

that can be fun too though
try it

Damn auto spell

Wait a minute. I've got one.

I bet the three perpetrators passed the broomstick back and forth for an hour before someone finally tried to put it in.

so you DON'T honk your own broomstick handle?
LMAO

$ 10 to watch me
$ 25 if you want to touch...................

:LOL:

Perhaps there's a hidden reason why Zach likes soccer so much