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listopencil 10-28-2013 10:19 PM
I once PM'ed Bob Dole and asked: "Is there really a paradise and a hell?"

"Who are you?" inquired Bob Dole.

"I am a poster," I replied.

"You, a poster!" exclaimed Bob Dole. "What kind of mod would have you as a poster? Your face looks like that of a beggar."

I became so angry that I began to draw forth my smack, but Bob Dole continued: "So you have smack! Your wit is probably much too dull to cause me mischief."

As I drew forth more smack Bob Dole remarked: "Here open the gates of hell!"

At these words I, perceiving the master's discipline, sheathed my smack and bowed.

"Here open the gates of paradise," said Bob Dole.

Ace Gunner 10-28-2013 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by JimNasium (Post 10135307)
I've missed the etiology of this most popular Planetism. Oh, and yes, I've PM'd Mr. Dole but have yet to receive a response.
therein lie the beauty of this shenanigan. I love the suspense you incur

booger 10-28-2013 10:22 PM
He's got connections on the best girl scout cookies around. I heard he gets it from over the border

Phobia 10-28-2013 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by -Luv- (Post 10136136)
I've never understood that joke either. What does he do? **** with your name?


hahahaha! so funny!:rolleyes:
Maybe a little, yeah.

Sorter 10-29-2013 12:39 AM
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Originally Posted by -Luv- (Post 10136260)
What else can he do?
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Originally Posted by Cephalic Trauma (Post 10136267)
PM him and find out.
LMAO

Dave Lane 10-29-2013 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by go bowe (Post 10135336)
and how are you?

long time, no post...
**** him how's Jenny ;)

seclark 10-29-2013 08:24 AM
I once pm'd bd and got a quick courteous response.
I believe it was back on the star board, and before he was bd.
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Shogun 10-29-2013 08:41 AM
I once Pm'd Bob Dole to ask him if I was frazod.


I am not frazod.

Raiderhater 10-29-2013 08:41 AM
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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 10136788)
I once PM'ed Bob Dole and asked: "Is there really a paradise and a hell?"

"Who are you?" inquired Bob Dole.

"I am a poster," I replied.

"You, a poster!" exclaimed Bob Dole. "What kind of mod would have you as a poster? Your face looks like that of a beggar."

I became so angry that I began to draw forth my smack, but Bob Dole continued: "So you have smack! Your wit is probably much too dull to cause me mischief."

As I drew forth more smack Bob Dole remarked: "Here open the gates of hell!"

At these words I, perceiving the master's discipline, sheathed my smack and bowed.

"Here open the gates of paradise," said Bob Dole.
Third person fail. I don't belive this story.

Hammock Parties 10-29-2013 08:45 AM
Recent pic of him

http://i.imgur.com/OPkkD8t.jpg

Archie F. Swin 10-29-2013 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10137260)
he looks taller in person....not different....just taller

siberian khatru 10-29-2013 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10137260)
:LOL:

Dartgod 10-29-2013 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Pam Oliver's Forehead (Post 10137260)
Those are definitely his eyebrows.

JimNasium 10-29-2013 08:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Dartgod (Post 10137275)
Those are definitely his eyebrows.
Damn, beat me to it.

Phobia 10-29-2013 09:47 AM
Looks like he has been sexually active with those chihuahuas of his.


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