People train run outta Stubbville.

It's basically siberia right now. Have fun!

Leaving...

Flying over...

Going around....

Calling in sick and making some other victim go...

Going somewhere else and saying you went to Wichita...

Ditching your asshole neighbor's dead body and leaving......

Telling your wife you're not cheating on her and knowing she believes you this time!

Absolutely nothing. I've lived just about everywhere in the continental 48 and Wichita ranks at the bottom. Omaha's not far behind, though.

I think the biggest thing you'll find in that shit hole is unemployment.

Hunkering down in your hotel room with MREs and never going outside until it's time to report the stolen car and getting a cab to the airport.

It really depends on what you consider cool or fun. Wichita isn't a city with tourist attractions. It's a city to raise a family, buy a home, make a little money and that's about it. As others have said, beyond Old Town you really aren't going to have much this time of year. And even Old Town can be iffy. Maybe Exploration Place or Museum of World Treasures. Catch a movie, meal and drink after 8pm in Warren Old Town Theatre. Under 18 not allowed after 8pm.

Anything on South or North Broadway... run away. The better parts of the city are the Northeast side and far out west. Everything in between is fly over time.

Well I've been enslaved in this town for some time now and I can tell ya, stay away. It's where people come to die and if your young and single it's really hell but you might get lucky and go to Jerry's and get a blow job in the parking lot from a cougar if that's what your into but you might also catch aides. Also you will probably catch aides if you go anywhere south Wichita.

Wichita is a great place to live as long as you don't care about entertainment, dining options, shopping or any type of recreational activity. I think Park City may have a few things to do like tractor pulls in the old Kansas Coliseum or maybe a good flea market but if not you could always check out the BTK's old digs.

I was gonna say something funny here but it looks like you guys have it covered. Well done.