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Hammock Parties 08-07-2014 08:15 PM

Take some stimulants and order some viagra or cialis and see if you can wear her out.

Don Corlemahomes 08-07-2014 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by beach tribe (Post 10802184)
I had this problem before but it was mostly because I just wasn't that attracted to her.
When I dumped her and got the one I have now I was never not up for sex.
Working two jobs 7 days a week.

Thing is, I'm into her. Without going into douche-level details, she has a cute face, bubbly personality, can-eat-anything-and-not-gain-a-pound body, and she's really supportive. She just really likes sex, and the sex is great. It's just draining.

Hammock Parties 08-07-2014 08:15 PM

This is your opportunity to make her cower before the sheer might of your virility.

It may never cum again.

Don Corlemahomes 08-07-2014 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10802248)
Take some stimulants and order some viagra or cialis and see if you can wear her out.

My biggest fear in life is priapism.

Discuss Thrower 08-07-2014 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10802250)
Thing is, I'm into her. Without going into douche-level details, she has a cute face, bubbly personality, can-eat-anything-and-not-gain-a-pound body, and she's really supportive. She just really likes sex, and the sex is great. It's just draining.

Then STFU and let her ride you like one of those cheap coin op machines outside of a WalMArt you pussy.

Don Corlemahomes 08-07-2014 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10802262)
Then STFU and let her ride you like one of those cheap coin op machines outside of a WalMArt you pussy.

Potential solution: I take ambien-viagra cocktail, pass out and let her do work. It doesn't solve the potential priapism, but we have to make sacrifices.

Iowanian 08-07-2014 08:21 PM

Buy her a pocket rocket and tamp her like a post once or twice per week.

Titty Meat 08-07-2014 08:21 PM

Cum on her face

Don Corlemahomes 08-07-2014 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 10802309)
Buy her a pocket rocket and tamp her like a post once or twice per week.

She's a very unselfish lover, and I value the integrity of my anus.

Hammock Parties 08-07-2014 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10802261)
My biggest fear in life is priapism.

You're not going to get priapism from one tablet of viagra. LMAO

Titty Meat 08-07-2014 08:24 PM

Let xtop **** her

Don Corlemahomes 08-07-2014 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Count Zarth (Post 10802326)
You're not going to get priapism from one tablet of viagra. LMAO

Full disclosure, I have bigger fears than that. Jokes, man. Jokes.

beach tribe 08-07-2014 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunning Linguist (Post 10802250)
Thing is, I'm into her. Without going into douche-level details, she has a cute face, bubbly personality, can-eat-anything-and-not-gain-a-pound body, and she's really supportive. She just really likes sex, and the sex is great. It's just draining.

Sounds like good problem to have.
Hang in there. If she starts killing you just be hobmnest with her.
She won't think any less of you.

Mr. Laz 08-07-2014 08:41 PM

Anti Freeze will slow that shit down.

Katipan 08-07-2014 08:45 PM

I think an excellent marker for how successful a relationship is going to be is the amount of honesty that exists from the start.

If you can't be honest, it's shit. If she can't rub one out in the shower and let you sleep, it's shit. What makes you think she wouldn't understand? We peak way later than you guys. We're not unaware creatures.


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