No, I'm being serious.

I just bought a phone.

Never had one before.

It's intimidating, but quite interesting as I start to play around with it. Although, I have no idea what to put on it, what it comes with, etc. It usually takes me two weeks to pick out and buy a tie, so this is overwhelming to say the least.

Just curious what others are using and what they really like in terms of apps, functions, etc.

No trolling. For reals yo.

And I just got my case for the phone delivered today, so I'm now actually going to take it out of the box permanently and use it.

My VCR broken! It flash 12 o'clock, 12 o'clock, 12 o'clock!

I uploaded around 8k songs to Google Play Music from iTunes. I stream it or download certain songs to the device.

Okay, so I was at an establishment this evening. Chick digging on me, but she was obviously on some time of match.com date or something that wasn't working out too well.

How do I find her?

I've tried to do things on the phone to such an extent tonight, but I think I've kinda ****ed up my phone interface in the process.

Help me please.

It's a strippers job to dig on men. She doesn't really like you.

Go get the rad.io app from Google Play. It turns your cell phone into a radio. You can listen to channels from all over the world. It's like having a hyper efficient short wave receiver that is small enough to carry around in your hand.