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TLO 09-28-2014 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3rd&48ers (Post 10954750)
You didn't see this behavior while you were dating?

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/i...Fgi8Ijw92A20xA

Ignore bevischief. He's high, drunk, or stupid. More than likely a combination of the three.

I've only been dating her for a couple months.

TLO 09-28-2014 01:47 PM

And here's the proof.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=282961

Rausch 09-28-2014 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10955196)

:spock:

TLO 09-28-2014 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rausch (Post 10955199)
:spock:

:spock:

GloryDayz 09-28-2014 06:06 PM

Next time go with this and report back:

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Ok, that sounds interesting hunny... (stick your dick in her mouth)
Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM
Me: Yup
Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Did you ask Becky for your pen back? And breath through your nose babe...
Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM!
Me: Ok, here I come baby, my pen is about to ink you... Ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM!
Me: *turns on Royals game*

Demonpenz 09-28-2014 06:19 PM

girl: I want your opinion on something what car should I get
Demonpenz: get something that runs well and starts every morning and goes in the snow

2 days later

Girl crying.....Why don't you like my New Miata...YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME>

LoneWolf 09-28-2014 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10954703)
Story: My lady friend is telling me about something that happened in one of her classes Friday.
All names have been changed for privacy reasons.

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Really? Why didn't she have her own pen?
Her: Because she's always forgetful. Aren't you wondering why I'm telling you this?
Me: Absolutely, what's the reason.
Her: She didn't give my pen back!
Me: That bitch! Doesn't she know pens cost money? What are we running here a ****ing bank?
Her: She's not a bitch. She's just absent minded sometimes.
Me: Well, maybe you can ask her for your pen back next time you see her.
Her: Yeah, I will. Thanks for listening.
Me: *turns on Royals game and opens beer*

As someone who has been married for 18 years (that's 216 periods), check my corrections above.

Rasputin 09-28-2014 06:25 PM

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SAUTO 09-28-2014 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 10956219)
As someone who has been married for 18 years (that's 216 periods), check my corrections above.

Perfectly played.

GloryDayz 09-28-2014 06:33 PM

I'm not sure that Cliffs Notes version will do...

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 10956221)


Mr_Tomahawk 09-28-2014 06:38 PM

Did you ask her what a pont is?

Katipan 09-28-2014 06:46 PM

Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Did you see what that bitch was wearing?
Her: Oh my God I know, could she be more desperate?
Me: So annoying.
Her: She snapchats me all the time. Like I care what you're eating.
Me: She shouldn't be eating.
Her: Riiight?
Me: You're so hot.
Her: Want to watch the Royals game?
Me: *turns on Royals game*

Bowser 09-28-2014 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 10956309)
Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Did you see what that bitch was wearing?
Her: Oh my God I know, could she be more desperate?
Me: So annoying.
Her: She snapchats me all the time. Like I care what you're eating.
Me: She shouldn't be eating.
Her: Riiight?
Me: You're so hot.
Her: Want to watch the Royals game?
Me: *turns on Royals game*

You could make a John Hughes movie with a script like that.

Pasta Little Brioni 09-28-2014 07:29 PM

Jeez dude at your age just hit it and quit it

GloryDayz 09-28-2014 07:31 PM

Thinking back to the legalized prostitution thread..... Ya gotta wonder if it would have any kind of affect on this type of situation???

Naaaaa, prolly not!


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