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Next time go with this and report back:
Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes. Me: Ok, that sounds interesting hunny... (stick your dick in her mouth) Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM Me: Yup Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM! Me: Did you ask Becky for your pen back? And breath through your nose babe... Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM! Me: Ok, here I come baby, my pen is about to ink you... Ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhh, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Her: Mmmm NnnnnnMnnnn Mnnnn MMMMMMMMMM! Me: *turns on Royals game* |
girl: I want your opinion on something what car should I get
Demonpenz: get something that runs well and starts every morning and goes in the snow 2 days later Girl crying.....Why don't you like my New Miata...YOU NEVER SUPPORT ME> |
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I'm not sure that Cliffs Notes version will do...
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Did you ask her what a pont is?
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Her: So I let my friend Becky use a pen Friday to take notes.
Me: Did you see what that bitch was wearing? Her: Oh my God I know, could she be more desperate? Me: So annoying. Her: She snapchats me all the time. Like I care what you're eating. Me: She shouldn't be eating. Her: Riiight? Me: You're so hot. Her: Want to watch the Royals game? Me: *turns on Royals game* |
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Jeez dude at your age just hit it and quit it
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Thinking back to the legalized prostitution thread..... Ya gotta wonder if it would have any kind of affect on this type of situation???
Naaaaa, prolly not! |
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