I'm probably going to end up this way, but I'm afraid. I have a weird shaped skull. I have what my wife "lovingly" calls my "Klingon Ridge."

I thought that was just Alpacas?

You know the drill.

Gonna need pics of said daughter.

I've met a few women in my day that could be said about as well.

That sucks. Recommend a hat or rug.

You'd be awesome at tailgate parties,we could play ring toss.

Your wife said the same thing about you!

Ooooo

I'm not that vain. But, every time I cut my hair short, she says, "Welcome aboard, Mr. Worf."

Evil whore.

Kinky

Don't rub it in, jerk.

Wife cuts my hair. I told her as soon as she starts to whine about it, its getting the steel. So its up to her.

Coincidentally, dad whines about cold head all the time.

puhlease,I know you can do better than that.

LMAO

But none of the other comments included visuals of you in your room standing in front of all your tvs while Chiefsplanet members threw rings on your long erect penis.

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lol everyone that read that just pictured it.

Merry Christmas.

By "he", do you mean me or the dolphin? But I guess either one is right.

I have a full head of beautiful hair. I recently grew it longer, wishing to experiment with it. It looks even better. Perhaps I will not cut it for many months now, and become like Jesus, as I near the age of 33, which was his best year, too.