Seems pretty docile

Lol.

Raising a pinky while taking a sip cancels teh ghey out, though.

No. But it might ease that constant cramping that makes you a whiny bitch . Give it a try! Happy Easter!

Nobody cares.

I'd eat a coconut crab while drinking coconut water followed by some coco puffs with coconut milk. Bang Bang!!

We make coconut water for Zico, Naked Juice, and O.N.E.

O.N.E. and NJ are made from single strength non concentrated coconut water.

Some of the flavored O.N.E. stuff is good. Its coconut water and real single strength fruit juices bended. Throw some rum in some of it and it would be damn tasty. I'm looking at you Lewdog.

The NJ Pure is simply coconut water, single strength and nothing else.

The Zico is made from 60x concentrate, some of the flavored stuff is OK in my opinion.

Yup, making coconut water right here in good old Missouri.

Pics or it didn't happen.

So do you have to be naked to make Naked Juice, or do you have to be naked to drink it? I've never been sure, and the woman at the 7/11 seems to disagree with me.

So

I didn't say I did. I just said I can do that here if I want one. ;)

Seems a little nutty

Naked Juice is made by nude Oompa Loompas deep in the underground caves of Wonka's factory. It can be consumed nude or clothed.

Source: I heard it from a dude.

Anything Coconut is good for ya bro, using that coconut oil on my bread with some natural preserves is the shiznitz too.