I ordered then left cause it took too long

Prepare thy anus.

I got just the crunchwrap.

I wasn't gonna go but a co-worker talked me into it. It wasn't bad, but not that great, either. We waited a little over 20 minutes from the time we ordered.

I hope Taco Bell included a free roll of toilet paper, too.

That's the Charmin Jeurys Familia shit your pants in the World Series promo.

I am pretty sure it wouldn't have had any pork in that sausage anyway. Unless you count the guy pulling his pork into the wrap behind the counter.


I passed several of these this morning in KC North. Each had a line out into the street. The funny thing is any other day you wouldn't even know they serve breakfast. What does this item cost on a menu it looks by the pictures ive seen a dollar menu item. Needless to say i didnt even touch a brake as I blew by the line. I had there breakfast the first week they announced a breakfast menu and it was my first and last.

800,000 people get the shits.

I hit 2 different stores never waited longer than 5 minutes. I saw a lot of just get the free wrap.

Has anyone made a joke about pooping yet?

Give it a whirl

America's gastroenterologists say, "God damn it, Cain!"

That wasn't a 'California.' At least at my TB, there was sausage, bacon, california and steak. Only S&B were free. California gets gaucamole and pic de gallo added from the look of it.

Both come from piggies, but are VERY different. Sometimes I'm in the mood for good sausage, most of the time I'm REALLY not. The spices and grease are not a good breakfast mix unless you're ready to head out and work it off.

Bacon OTOH, is as sinless as our Lord and Savior. Ain't no time that ain't the PERFECT time.

My wife works at a bank. The manager of Taco Bell came through the drive thru to get a change order filled, asked how many people were working, and then brought more than that number of Crunch Wraps back. Pretty cool.