Originally Posted by DaFace (Post 11878895)

Worse than a Deberg thread.

Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 11878821)

Bored and thinking. Should CP members be able to place 30 day bans on other members for a price?

I came up with the following chart that would explain how much it would cost. The funds could be used by Austinchief for server maintenance/upgrades - maybe purchase some new software for the website or start other websites for the Chiefs. Heck maybe AC would like to start having CP sponsored events at Chiefs games. No one would be immune from a 30 day ban (save Austinchief). Moderators would be responsible for implementing the bans (and subject to them). Whoever is banned will be notified of who payed for the ban and will be able to pay for a ban in turn giving both posters a 30 day break. No poster will be subject to more than a 30 day paid ban. Bans cannot be consecutive and each 30 day paid ban must be followed by a 30 day posing period before another ban can be paid for. All Administrative ban rules still apply - this would just be a way for posters to ban other posters with if they so desire to pony up the cash. The chart is pretty simple to use I'll use myself as an example - If I wanted to ban myself I would have to pay $85 (15+ years with under 15K posts). Each poster would only be allowed one ban per month and they do not accumulate, if you don't use it you lose it.

I think the monetary amounts would keep everyone from getting crazy - you would really have to want to pay to have someone banned.

Less than number of posts <->
Less than number of years ⌄-^
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-- 1K | 5K | 10K | 15K | 20K | 25K | 30K | 35k | 40k | 45K | 50K+|
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1 - $1 | $5 | $10 | $15 | $20 | $25 | $30 | $35 | $40 | $45 | $50 |
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2 - $5 |$10| $15 | $20 | $25 | $30 | $35 | $40 | $45 | $50 | $55 |
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3 - $10|$15| $20 | $25 | $30 | $35 | $40 | $45 | $50 | $55 | $60 |
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4 - $15|$20| $25 | $30 | $35 | $40 | $45 | $50 | $55 | $60 | $65 |
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5 - $20|$25| $30 | $35 | $40 | $45 | $50 | $55 | $60 | $65 | $70 |
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6 - $25|$30| $35 | $40 | $45 | $50 | $55 | $60 | $65 | $70 | $75 |
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7 - $30|$35| $40 | $45 | $50 | $55 | $60 | $65 | $70 | $75 | $80 |
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8 - $35|$40| $45 | $50 | $55 | $60 | $65 | $70 | $75 | $80 | $85 |
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9 - $40|$45| $50 | $55 | $60 | $65 | $70 | $75 | $80 | $85 | $90 |
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10-$45|$50|$55 | $60 | $65 | $70 | $75 | $80 | $85 | $90 | $95 |
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11-$50|$55|$60 | $65 | $70 | $75 | $80 | $85 | $90| $95 | $100 |
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12-$55|$60|$65 | $70 | $75 | $80 | $85 | $90 | $95| $100 | $105|
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13-$60|$65|$70 | $75 | $80 | $85 | $90 | $95 | $100 | $105| $110|
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14-$65|$70|$75 | $80 | $85 | $90 | $95 | $100| $105| $110| $115|
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15+$70|$75|$80| $85 | $90 | $95 | $100 | $105 | $110 | $115| $120|


Goat Cheese Rule 15+ years or 50K+ posts = $150

Poll to follow.....

Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 11878906)

Your name isn't even bold

Get the **** out of here with that pay for something shit

Originally Posted by Dragonocho (Post 11878910)

I'm offended by this micro aggression. CP is my safe place where everyone is kind.

Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 11878911)

I assume this is sarcasm - one need only read the previous posts to see thats not true

Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 11878893)

LMAO

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...fcb5ab2ec4.jpg

The Chiefsplanet version of "Where are they now?"

Of course I think it should be restricted to former F-list chiefs players - even though I'm sure Bailey from WKRP would be an awesome episode

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11878915)

How about this? If I can get pledges totaling $150, I'll put out an invitation to whichever of the following people I can find, to serve as our inaugural celebrity.

former punter Todd Sauerbrun
former wide receiver Snoop Minnis
obviously Brodie Croyle
former defensive tackle Tank Tyler
former linebacker/fullback Boomer Grigsby
former defensive tackle Tom Barndt

I'll start with a pledge of $10. Who'll join me?

Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 11878920)

LMAO - there are some gems on that list - I'm in only if you include Bartee and Blackledge

Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 11878911)

I assume this is sarcasm - one need only read the previous posts to see thats not true

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11878915)

How about this? If I can get pledges totaling $150, I'll put out an invitation to whichever of the following people I can find, to serve as our inaugural celebrity.

former punter Todd Sauerbrun
former wide receiver Snoop Minnis
obviously Brodie Croyle
former defensive tackle Tank Tyler
former linebacker/fullback Boomer Grigsby
former defensive tackle Tom Barndt

I'll start with a pledge of $10. Who'll join me?

Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 11878923)

I'll add them to the list. The big names may be more challenging at first, but then again I guess they could also give the Chiefsplanet Celebrity Program a good jump start.

So can I put you in for $10?

Originally Posted by Dragonocho (Post 11878924)

If you detect a little sarcasm on CP, you're missing most of it.