ChiefsPlanet - Funny Stuff Man Receives Call From Scammer and Proceeds to Waste his Time

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 12456883)

Haha i knew he'd knock that outta the park

I love wrestling promos.

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You know, they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at you scammers out there, and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another scammer, you got a 50-50 chance of winnin’.

But I’m a genetic freak, and I’m not normal, so you got a 25% at best at beatin’ me! And then you add Bill Gates to the mix? Your chances of winnin’ drasticy go down. See the three-way, at my computer, you got a 33 1/3 chance of wiinnin’. But I, I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cause Bill Gates KNOWS he can’t beat me, and he’s not even gonna try!

So, scammer, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25 percent chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winnin’ at my computer! But then you take my 75 perchance chance at winnin’, if we was to go one-on-one, and to add 66 2/3 ch… percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winnin at my computer! See, scammer; the numbers don’t like, and they spell disaster for you at my computer!

But I'm gonna break it down for all you ladies. Would you rather be with me? Or would you rather be with the scammer?

See, you're one of those scammers that like romance. I'm a talk to all my freaks out there. Would you rather come home to me, a genetic freak, to be satisfied every night? Or go home to that fat ass scammer? See, tonight we're going to win and I'm gonna be the World Champion at my computer.

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