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ChiTown 02-16-2017 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Reerun_KC (Post 12744187)
Wait. Aren't you 70?

Almost, that's why I only bang girls in their 20's, that way, together, we average around 45....

HemiEd 02-16-2017 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 12744267)
Hell no. There's a reason dicks stop working around age 60...women that old aren't meant to be poked

After well over 12 years on this forum, this may be the dumbest ****ing post I have read. ROFL You have no mother****ing clue on this one whatsoever. Dumbass.

eDave 02-16-2017 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 12744477)
After well over 12 years on this forum, this may be the dumbest ****ing post I have read. ROFL You have no mother****ing clue on this one whatsoever. Dumbass.

Yup. We had an issue here in Phoenix a few years a ago. Sun City had a real problem with all the old people ****ing in their retirement community hot tubs. Was a rather big story here. LOL. God bless them.

FlaChief58 02-16-2017 06:06 PM

I'll tell you in 20 years. But I definitely have no problem banging a 50 year old

keg in kc 02-16-2017 06:06 PM

I hit 43 yesterday, and in the real world it's extremely rare for me to find someone older than 30 or 35 that I find attractive. Which basically means I'm out of the dating game for good. Someone half my age ain't happening...

In Hollywood years, there's some in their 40s that I'd do.

But these wrinkled old prunes?

No ****ing way. Not at this point. Maybe in another 10 years.

Deberg_1990 02-16-2017 06:12 PM

Susan Surandon is still bangable. She's 70

eDave 02-16-2017 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 12744508)
I hit 43 yesterday, and in the real world it's extremely rare for me to find someone older than 30 or 35 that I find attractive. Which basically means I'm out of the dating game for good. Someone half my age ain't happening...

In Hollywood years, there's some in their 40s that I'd do.

But these wrinkled old prunes?

No ****ing way. Not at this point. Maybe in another 10 years.

I think the 40's are a hot time for women. I've found them to be quite horny as well.

Menopause is setting in at 50ish so get one now, while supplies last.

scho63 02-16-2017 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 12744518)
Susan Surandon is still bangable. She's 70

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scho63 02-16-2017 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by eDave (Post 12744528)
I think the 40's are a hot time for women. I've found them to be quite horny as well.

Menopause is setting in at 50ish so get one now, while supplies last.

Women go two ways after menopause: one good and one bad. You just need the good ones because they are like horny alleycats! ROFL

Pitt Gorilla 02-16-2017 06:50 PM

Sarandon is much, much better.

Pasta Little Brioni 02-16-2017 06:52 PM

Sorry bud, gotta say no. HOWEVER...Simply Red would have a soapy tit whack off session with her.

MTG#10 02-16-2017 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by HemiEd (Post 12744477)
After well over 12 years on this forum, this may be the dumbest ****ing post I have read. ROFL You have no mother****ing clue on this one whatsoever. Dumbass.

Oh go **** yourself you old ****.

:rolleyes:

PHOG 02-16-2017 07:33 PM

No not that one.

Coogs 02-16-2017 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MTG#10 (Post 12744267)
Hell no. There's a reason dicks stop working around age 60...women that old aren't meant to be poked

I'm 60, and mine still works just fine. No blue pills needed!

Buzz 02-16-2017 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball (Post 12744606)
Sorry bud, gotta say no. HOWEVER...Simply Red would have a soapy tit whack off session with her.



Not buying it, if she took a shower shit, you would be all over that.


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