Microwave popcorn and shots of Salted Caramel Crown Royal.

I'd do a taco bar -

Ground Beef
Taco Seasoning
Avocado
Tomatoes
Soft Tortillas
Hard Blue Corn Shells
Chips
Salsa
Queso
Beer

DONE

Now that sounds appealing...

It is appealing, delicious, and dangerous.

Im.too late but some type of cheesy egg/bacon/tater tot casserole with buscuits from a can , all baked

(If you're talking breakfast)

this x 1000! well done good sir.

The solution was so near. You all are slipping.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=311457

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Whip up a couple of batches of hand-pulled salted yogurt for an easy app.

post number 1, you my friend, are slipping...

You just threw up the most racist bitch on cable (you decide whom that is) to argue what you think is a legit diet...

Can't be Martha. She employed all of those Chinese children!

Ketchup sammitches. For God's sake, Don't fire up the grill!!

So guests spring it on you with 2 hour warning. Id buy you a steak grill it and eat in front of them.