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Turkey. Wild Turkey. No jive turkeys (no work)

You had me at "Frolicking sexually with my ‘significant other’ "

Food, football, tryptophan induced coma nap

My family used to have huge get togethers for the holidays, all the younger folk would go outside to throw the football around etc... but those days are long gone

All of the 'glue' people have passed on, now its usually just myself, ma, and my two kids

Dinner rolls
Napping
Long weekend because of work.

Two of those items could be combine for some of our planeteers, visiting relatives at the uncrowded strip club is a must in the trailer court.

It used to be that way for my family too. My brother and I decided we were going to be the glue people for our family. Between all of our kids and grand kids and our dad we get it rockin pretty good.

Hookers, blow, and I can't think of the third

Good on you and your bro for holding things together, it makes holidays sooo much better when everyone reunites

All thats really left of my family either...

a) now live on the other side of the country

b) are Jehovas Witnesses now, and so do not participate

c) are only an hour or so away, but have become too good to bother now that all of their kids have their own kids... and so they have their own thing with their in-laws etc

I had to eliminate it as a poll option in case people had nut allergies.

Piece of white bread with turkey, mashed potatoes, covered in gravy for lunch the day after Thanksgiving.
Then starting to get good and drunk so I don't go to the gym for a guilt workout.

Favorite part....The end....

Kate Beckinsale

Thanksgiving just started here on the east time zone. picking up 3 growlers of Scotch ale, drinking a couple of bourbon barrel aged 14.5% rye ales and am going to go home and stare at the ladder and tell myself that they will clean themselves...

Tomorrow, I invited a friend over for dinner as her family is too far away and she wants to work the weekend.
I am doing Sous Vide prime beef fillet (cold smoked then dunked) served with stuffed and smoked potatoes, Italian sausage stuffed and smoked onions. Spaghetti squash with a scrimp scampi butter sauce. "Cherry Brandy Bon Bon" ice cream (Recipe from the old WW's in Independence) cake with chocolate moose layers for desert.

I'll be posting fictitious sex stories in the "Clay needs to get "laid" thread as this gal and my SO are pretty good friends...

Hoping the weird uncle still has some of that weird in him that makes the holidays, "holidays"

Travel well, be safe, don't tear any condoms...

1) My drive to Fankfort, KS. I've been through Wamego, KS 25 times, every time on Thanksgiving Day. I'm sure it's a great little town. It's always closed every time I'm there.
2) Cranberry Sauce. Get away from me, I want a lot of it. The jellied kind shaped like the inside of the can!
3) Lemon Cake. My grandma's recipe. I'm going to make one today. Great with milk.