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Valiant 06-06-2018 11:13 AM

You wouldn't get shit for them. They are laundering money.

They will eventually get caught. Find a new job, then report them.

Valiant 06-06-2018 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by wazu (Post 13583616)
Yep. Which makes stealing from them totally safe. What are they gonna do, call the cops? You can proceed without worry.

Yeah, or they just have an accident with him.

ChiTown 06-06-2018 11:57 AM

I ****ing hate thieves

BWillie 06-06-2018 12:40 PM

No, I don't want to invest.

Iowanian 06-06-2018 12:49 PM

I'm going to offer some sound life-business advice.


If you honestly have a plan-suggestion to improve production or reduce damage/waste...spend some time writing that plan up and go present it to management and demonstrate how it's going to work and improve profit.

If the company is sound, they'll appreciate your information(if it works) and it should come in some reward via bonus-raise-promotion.

That's going to be more fiscally productive than trading rides on your moustache for snack credits in Aussie Rules prison.

TLO 06-06-2018 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beef Supreme (Post 13583590)
Isn't this the plot to Superman 3?

LOL

BigRichard 06-06-2018 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 13583465)
I don't see any problem with this plan, in fact it sounds glorious and failproof.

What I think we need now is a before pic of your b hole.

To each his own... :D

Iowanian 06-06-2018 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by BigRichard (Post 13583866)
To each his own... :D

To make sure it's genuine he's going to need to hold a can of deodorant next to it for scale.

Simply Red 06-06-2018 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickhead (Post 13583277)
Would you do it?

The small production line I run, on average, ruins 60 bottles for a myriad of reasons. Some just can't be helped. We have a new owner, who is Chinese, and I find out they are exporting every bottle for $200 (We buy the same bottle here in town for $3). So my thought is this. I say I get the production to 100%, and still report the 60 bottles as broken, but take them home, and over time accumulate enough for a couple pallets and ship them to Chineseistan?

One carton of 12 bottles of sparkling water nets $2400 dollars. One pallet has 64 cartons. After shipping costs, whatever that may be (probably what? 2000 bucks). That nets $151,000.

Even if I took home a six pack every day for six months. There is no security, we all are against our new owners, but still maintain our ability to keep our jobs.

FOR ONE ****ING PALLET OF SPARKLING WATER. $150,000

Would you?

Rain Man, you have any shipping vessel recommendations? Looking to maximize my profit to debt ratio ;)


Why do you curse so much?

Dante84 06-06-2018 03:37 PM

Sounds like a good way to get the Yakuza on your ass, if the feds don’t get you first.

1. It’s a crime.
2. You’d need to have a relationship with a buyer for the transaction.
3. You’d need to not get ****ed by the buyer not paying you, or blackmailing you..
4. You’d need to have the buyer have a legit reason for why they don’t need to buy from their previous seller (your boss) without tipping off your boss that they have a thief.
5. You’d need to hide your earnings; the bank would tip off the feds if you deposit irregularly large sums of money.
6. You’d need your buyer to pay you in cash, which is weird and would require a face to face meeting which is risky for a dozen reasons.
7. You’d have your cash sitting under your mattress and couldnt buy anything like a car or whatever without tipping off feds.

If we were talking a million bucks, maybe. But ****ing your life for a year or two’s salary? Stupid.

cwhocares 06-06-2018 03:53 PM

Let me see if I understand:

You can by it for $3.00 a bottle legally and resell it to the Chinese for $200.00.... or
you can steal it and risk going to prison to save $3.00 per bottle.

If you can't figure out which is the best route to take, you're to stupid to do either.

kccrow 06-06-2018 04:34 PM

I'm fairly certain anything that could be said has already been said in this thread. You're an idiot if you try to pull this off.

Hog's Gone Fishin 06-06-2018 05:05 PM

Just DO IT ! You could tell them also that you have about 5 pounds of pot ready for harvest.

Fish 06-06-2018 05:12 PM

OP: Hey guys, check out my geniuos get rich quick idea!

Collective CP:

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rabblerouser 06-06-2018 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cwhocares (Post 13584032)
Let me see if I understand:

You can by it for $3.00 a bottle legally and resell it to the Chinese for $200.00.... or
you can steal it and risk going to prison to save $3.00 per bottle.

If you can't figure out which is the best route to take, you're to stupid to do either.

Yeah.

And way too stupid, too.


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