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Dayze 07-03-2018 01:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 13614597)
Shoes.

****ing Shoes.

How is it I have 3 pairs of Shoes, and every time I try to cross the floor I trip over ****ING SHOES!

Last night I lost my footing in the dark on these Lead filled Pumps. I tossed them across the room and she is like "What was that? You aren't throwing my Shoes are you?"


****
LMAO

tooge 07-03-2018 02:06 PM
I just walk away. Usually to the garage or basement. My dog generally follows me. I look at my dog, who seems to know what is up, and I usually say something like "I know right?" as she looks at me with empathy. Then I go get a cold beer and putter around for about 15 minutes. By then, the wife realizes that what was going down was dumb also, and either appologizes or just plays it safe.

tooge 07-03-2018 02:11 PM
Mine leaves the kitchen cupboard doors open all the time after grabbing somthing out of them. I used to say something but it always pissed her off and let to a pet peave contest. Now I just ask if she needs anything else out of these and just shut them. Or I just shut them.

KCUnited 07-03-2018 02:16 PM
I've got no complaints but the only thing that really triggers me is her inability or refusal to screw a cap back on something or tighten a lid after using it. The **** kind of shit is that? Who puts the cap back on something and only gives it a 1/4 turn? I've pretty much conditioned myself to pick everything up from it's base after years of spilling shit all over from the cap not being on tight enough.

notorious 07-03-2018 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Eureka (Post 13614539)
She’s a very good woman overall. Took me being single 6 years to find her after lots of dating. Her father is paying for the majority of the wedding and she is financially better off then me. She’s not a nag and I just am learning that it’s best to just be quite about certain subjects ie the wedding.

Seems some of you guys have women that are Jalapeño and some that are not. I never liked dating jalapeño women!
So.....you’re the nag.

notorious 07-03-2018 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by O.city (Post 13614572)
It's a wedding. Why the hell would you want any say anyway?
If I’m footing the bill you bet I’m going to have say. His fiancé and FIL are footing it so he should just thank his lucky stars and STFU.

KCUnited 07-03-2018 02:25 PM
https://i.imgur.com/3FrnXMb.gif?1

Fire Me Boy! 07-03-2018 02:57 PM
My wife and I used to argue, and whatever it was eventually it would turn into her claiming I thought she was stupid. One time this started, I frustratedly said, “Oh! Are we gonna argue about THIS again? ‘Cause I’m gonna need a ****in’ chair.”

It did not go over well.

Fire Me Boy! 07-03-2018 02:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RealSNR (Post 13614447)
There's gotta be a horse joke hidden somewhere in the subtext, but I'm just not seeing it. Can anybody help?


Neigh means neigh!

Trivers 07-03-2018 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 13614686)
My wife and I used to argue, and whatever it was eventually it would turn into her claiming I thought she was stupid. One time this started, I frustratedly said, “Oh! Are we gonna argue about THIS again? ‘Cause I’m gonna need a ****in’ chair.”

It did not go over well.
I've got a closet of those type of tee-shirts. :(

SuperChief 07-03-2018 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 13614617)
Mine leaves the kitchen cupboard doors open all the time after grabbing somthing out of them. I used to say something but it always pissed her off and let to a pet peave contest. Now I just ask if she needs anything else out of these and just shut them. Or I just shut them.
This is my biggest thing at the moment. Small peanuts, I know - but something about it just screams "Hey, can you stop ****ing doing that please?"

I assume the right thing to do is just look away. Or shut it myself.

KCrockaholic 07-03-2018 04:47 PM
My wife has a habit of throwing thing away near or on the trash can/bag. But not IN the trash can/bag. Wtf. Reminds me of the screw on cap story above

Shoes 07-03-2018 04:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graystoke (Post 13614597)
Shoes.

****ing Shoes.

How is it I have 3 pairs of Shoes, and every time I try to cross the floor I trip over ****ING SHOES!

Last night I lost my footing in the dark on these Lead filled Pumps. I tossed them across the room and she is like "What was that? You aren't throwing my Shoes are you?"


****
Hey **** you too buddy- you better not have been throwing me around.

Coochie liquor 07-03-2018 04:58 PM
Deciding on where to eat. It drives me crazy, she can’t make up her mind and I hate driving around aimlessly for weeks!!

Bearcat 07-03-2018 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Fish (Post 13614462)
Dunning Kruger.


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