Time to rub the bonions!

I met a Koch granddaughter once in Nashville. She was a Summer associate at my buddy’s Firm. She did not look like this bridge troll.

In retrospect I should have fired on her harder.

Some dudes are into that.
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Oh. That's sad. I think it's a mistake on her part unless he demanded a prenup.

Yes. I'd milk the relationship until I could no longer stand it. I'd still have other pieces on the side, of course.

He’s got more than enough boobs for the both of them.

So you met a billion-heiress who wasn't unattractive and you didn't run a full court press on her? What were you thinking?

Post your pic so we can all have a good laugh. Was that you passed out in my neighbors driveway?

1) I think she had a BF

2) I did not have a plumb summer clerkship at the time.

3) She was actually working at their CA office.

And then you would keep the engagement Rolex she gave you, I bet.

This woman is quite rational in that regard. She should keep that ring on her finger until Lesean McCoy sent some guys to take it back.

On another note, can you imagine how depraved this guy must be if she's actually fleeing him? He must have been wanting her to do the type of stuff that you only see on German websites.

I rule that none of these are adequate excuses. You push the pedal all the way to the floor for a non-ugly billion-heiress.

You probably live near Independence Ave and Prospect you bum
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Interested...

I bet you do know all about your buddies firm. Also there is a difference in met and sneaking peep creep pics with your cell phone.

Lol.

I’m confident, but not Custer at Little Bighorn confident.