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Sofa King 09-05-2018 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 13709586)
The Bo staff has a significant reach advantage. It would be hard to get inside of one of those to attack with the wolverine claws.

I think Sofa King holds him back with some well time parries and thrusts before Kysir makes a wild lunge and Sofa comes around to brain him.

The actual 'death' process will be pretty nasty as it will just be a whole bunch of blunt force trauma to the face, but I feel like Sofa has the better weapon to neutralize and incapacitate.
I agree. You’re an intelligent human.

kysirsoze 09-05-2018 10:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 13709586)
The Bo staff has a significant reach advantage. It would be hard to get inside of one of those to attack with the wolverine claws.

I think Sofa King holds him back with some well time parries and thrusts before Kysir makes a wild lunge and Sofa comes around to brain him.

The actual 'death' process will be pretty nasty as it will just be a whole bunch of blunt force trauma to the face, but I feel like Sofa has the better weapon to neutralize and incapacitate.
Haha. Outrageous. Sofa hasn't even bothered to claim any kind of weapon proficiency. No way he could pull off what you're suggesting. I have punched people before. All the proficiency I need with my very simple and extremely deadly weapon.

Sofa King 09-05-2018 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 13709608)
Haha. Outrageous. Sofa hasn't even bothered to claim any kind of weapon proficiency. No way he could pull off what you're suggesting. I have punched people before. All the proficiency I need with my very simple and extremely deadly weapon.
Donkey Punching your mom in the fart box doesn’t count bitch.

kysirsoze 09-05-2018 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 13709621)
Donkey Punching your mom in the fart box doesn’t count bitch.
I feel like punching your face wouldn't be a lot different. Her defenses are probably stronger, too.

Sofa King 09-05-2018 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 13709627)
I feel like punching your face wouldn't be a lot different. Her defenses are probably stronger, too.
Bitch, I’ve seen your mom, his defenses are definitely mighty.

Sofa King 09-05-2018 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 13709576)
Don’t forget to cast your votes (for me) if you haven’t already.
It's not too late. Come ride with me all the way to the end!

Sofa King 09-06-2018 02:16 PM
I dedicate this bump to all those people who are excited to see Patrick Mahomes this weekend. Those people should definitely vote for Sofa King

Rain Man 09-06-2018 02:34 PM
At the end of the day, Antarctic penguins who have never encountered a polar bear find themselves in therapy, and kysirsoze moves on to Round 5 (the final four).

Sofa King 09-06-2018 03:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 13712003)
At the end of the day, Antarctic penguins who have never encountered a polar bear find themselves in therapy, and kysirsoze moves on to Round 5 (the final four).
You ended this too soon

kysirsoze 09-07-2018 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 13712104)
You ended this too soon
Sorry man. Guess three aren't many Mahomes fans on this board, you pandering bastard.

Sofa King 09-07-2018 06:08 AM
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Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 13713105)
Sorry man. Guess three aren't many Mahomes fans on this board, you pandering bastard.
I was down a vote, launched my hail mary. The problem was Rain Man cut the damn poll short! I just needed a little more time.

Oh well, guess my job is to either back you up the rest of the tournament or be the villian and try to tear you down. I'll have to see how i feel after I get done ruining Rain Man's reputation.

Rain Man 09-07-2018 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 13712104)
You ended this too soon
That's not what the penguins said.

kysirsoze 09-07-2018 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 13713146)
I was down a vote, launched my hail mary. The problem was Rain Man cut the damn poll short! I just needed a little more time.

Oh well, guess my job is to either back you up the rest of the tournament or be the villian and try to tear you down. I'll have to see how i feel after I get done ruining Rain Man's reputation.
After your spurious mult claims, you owe me.

Sofa King 09-07-2018 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by kysirsoze (Post 13713470)
After your spurious mult claims, you owe me.
I think maybe you should take a step back and look at what kind of person you are that people would so quickly assume your shadiness.

Sofa King 09-07-2018 10:31 AM
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That's not what the penguins said.
Better check your sources.


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