Me me me!

Okay, let's see if you and your delightful petticoats made it.

Hey, it worked! Nice strategy. You were in the last of the hard lifeboats to get off the ship, and they did a good job of picking up people in the water, so it was pretty crowded and a close call.

Hocking, Mrs. Elizabeth "Eliza" (née Neads)
Survived, Lifeboat 4
Female
54
Penzance, Cornwall, England
Southampton
Akron, Ohio, US
2nd Class
Unknown
Unknown

You had a pretty nice cabin for a few days. So you've got that going for you.

Name Carter, Father Ernest Courtenay (Mr.)
Outcome Dead - Body Not Recovered
Gender Male
Age 54
Home London, England, UK
Embarkation Southampton
Destination New York City
Passenger Class 2nd Class
Crew Department Unknown
Crew Job Unknown

It's kind of interesting to look up the names. There's a lot of information about what happened to some of them.

I was probably drunk in my cabin and never woke up.

If I was on the Titanic, I 'd try to stick it in Kate Winslet's butt.

Roll that beautiful bean footage

And as a young 20 year old making good crew wages, you might have succeeded. But then you died.

There were a lot of trimmers on this ship. What is a trimmer?

Name Stocker, Mr. Henry Dorey
Outcome Dead - Body Not Recovered
Gender Male
Age 20
Home Southampton, Hampshire, England
Embarkation Southampton
Destination Unknown
Passenger Class Unknown
Crew Department Engineering Crew
Crew Job Trimmer

Ah. A trimmer was one of the guys who shoveled coal. So maybe that wasn't great for picking up chicks in first class.

Man, you had only begun to live. And you would have been the perfect age to enjoy the early NFL games of the Hammond Pros football team. Maybe you would've even played. That makes me sad.

Name Čulumović, Mr. Jeso
Outcome Dead - Body Not Recovered
Gender Male
Age 17
Home Lipova Glavica , Croatia
Embarkation Southampton
Destination Hammond, Indiana, US
Passenger Class 3rd Class
Crew Department Unknown
Crew Job Unknown

Hook me up brah




I’m a dude

There was a pretty multi-cultural passenger list on the Titanic. Emphasis on 'was', I guess.

Name Sa'maan, Mr. Ilyas
Outcome Dead - Body Not Recovered
Gender Male
Age 17
Home Hardîne, Lebanon
Embarkation Cherbourg
Destination Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania, US
Passenger Class 3rd Class
Crew Department Unknown
Crew Job Unknown

I'll play.

Roll the dice

Hit me