I debated between DT and QB, but ultimately, I can't turn down this talent.

The Oakland Raiders select Quinnen Williams, DT, Alabama.

Yea, really hoping the draft doesn’t fall like this in real life.

No way the Raider should get Williams or Bosa.

Prepare thy anus.

The Murray thing pretty much locks them for a horse pass-rusher at DL.

We need to hope that the Raiders want to trade up for Murray and that the Cardinals are smart enough to do it.

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers select Dwayne Haskins, QB, OSU.

Jameis Winston is in the last year of his deal. Tampa gets their QBOTF while Winston has to perform to secure the bag. The Bucs might even tag & trade Jameis next off season like the Chiefs did to Dee.
Haskins benefits from a year to watch and learn before taking over the job.

This is the correct move.

Too bad for the Bucs it's not the move they'll actually make. You can't "fix" a QB while drafting his replacement in the first round, and if you're not drafting his replacement, you're hitching your wagon to him. And I think hitching their wagon to Winston is a mistake, even if Arians gets better production out of him.

The New York Giants select Devin White LB LSU

I think of what Drew Lock could be in that Arians system and just smile.

If the Bucs take a QB, I think Lock's the guy they oughta take. His natural aggression and premier arm-strength is a perfect fit for Arians vertical system. And with his willingness and ability to use his legs, he can take advantage of some of the open field those downfield routes can create for him.

I agree that the Bucs need to figure a way past Jamies in a hurry, but I think Lock's the guy I'd go with if I were picking someone from this year's draft.

So you're saying you don't think he'll last to 29...

Well shit, gonna have to put more than one name on my board, I guess.

He's just too good to pass up

The Jacksonville Jaguars select - Jawaan Taylor, OT, Florida

With Foles at the helm, there is a temptation to make the splash move and secure Haskins as a big downfield target, but, I think Coughlin influence leads the brass to go with the safer, more sensible approach. Taylor slides immediately into the RT spot and can protect Jaguar QBs for a long time.

I fully expect them to at least have Allen sitting there which sucks, but not as bad as Bosa or Williams falling into their lap.

My god you guys are terrible at this.

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Jesus Christ, we all know you'd have taken Devin Bush at 1.1

Just go sit sullenly in the corner and jerk off to video clips of him staring into the backfield as though that's a hallmark of solid linebackers...