Given what I know of this company, they are currently trying to **** me.

Have you done any research as to whether the company has a good or bad reputation?

You can make a phone call during your break. You can make multiple phone calls during your break.

Understand, the owner of the house owes you the money. He has the money.

You don't get breaks? Lunch break? Maybe you should call an employment attorney.

Regardless, you don't need a lawyer for small claims.

Sounds like some bullshit. My sweet check should already have been deposited at this point.

What kind of ****ed up property management company risks legal nonsense by not returning a deposit after THIRTY ****ING DAYS?

**** 'em.

Confirm that they're trying to **** you. 24hrs without an email confirmation means nothing.

Pick up the damn phone.

If after repeated attempts over several days they do not get back to you, then maybe you're on to something.

Until then, you're acting like a spoiled Millinial that's not getting his immediate gratification.

Most of this world does not work on free over night shipping and 24/7 Live representatives.

I hate ASSHOLE tenants.

Tell your mom to quit being a bitch.

Renting is for suckers anyway.

When's the last time you let a tenant move into a place with "great AC" that had 40% of the cooling fins bent closed?

Shut your piehole...

Sounds like you aren't getting your deposit back because of all the shit they have to fix.

Wrong. The place was spotless. I practically mother****ing licked the baseboards clean. I'm an excellent tenant with impeccable rental history.

In any case, if there were issues, they had 30 days to inform me.

They've lost that privilege.

It's quite possible that they're ****ing slacking and haven't even assessed the unit. Or haven't finished with any repairs and don't know what to charge you yet.

There could be a number of reasons.

This is why you don't wait 30 days to take action.

Give them 1-2 weeks and start pressuring so they know not to **** around.

If you're a pain in the ass they'll want you taken care of and out of their hair.

Tomorrow, get on the phone and blow their phones up.

I'm the best landlord known to mankind. I keep EVERYTHING top notch. I also return a full deposit if they leave the place clean and ready for the next tenant.