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FAX 10-29-2019 12:38 PM

I'm thinking feral hippo in the area.

FAX

Rain Man 10-29-2019 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 14561651)
I'm thinking feral hippo in the area.

FAX

Feral or maybe just lost? Triplethreat, have you seen any 'lost hippo' signs on telephone poles in your neighborhood?

Rain Man 10-29-2019 12:42 PM

Wait, are you in California? I've seen videos of firefighting helicopters taking water out of pools.

Hog's Gone Fishin 10-29-2019 12:44 PM

It would be great if you could connect a line at the base of your pool to the base of his pool without it being visible. He could pump all night long and both your water levels would never change.

threebag 10-29-2019 12:45 PM

Bet he is pissing in your pool

Rain Man 10-29-2019 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 14561667)
Bet he is pissing in your pool

But then his water level would be higher.

Fluid level. Whatever you want to call it at that point.

Sorce 10-29-2019 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14561683)
But then his water level would be higher.

Fluid level. Whatever you want to call it at that point.

And he would get piss in his pool when he steals the water.

Rain Man 10-29-2019 12:54 PM

You could have a monster in your pool that is highly camouflaged in water. Whenever the monster leaves to go find human prey because no one is swimming in the pool, the water level goes down. Most of the time, it just sits at the bottom of the pool and watches you, waiting until the perfect moment to strike.

wazu 10-29-2019 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14561661)
Wait, are you in California? I've seen videos of firefighting helicopters taking water out of pools.

Would explain his neighbor’s empty pool.

IowaHawkeyeChief 10-29-2019 12:56 PM

Water Fairies...

ToxSocks 10-29-2019 01:02 PM

Maybe there's a massive sinkhole developing under your pool

threebag 10-29-2019 01:03 PM

Maybe it’s getting splashed out when the neighbors kid skinny dips with your daughter?

loochy 10-29-2019 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 14561719)
Maybe there's a massive sinkhole developing under your pool

Quote:

Originally Posted by threebag02 (Post 14561720)
Maybe it’s getting splashed out when the neighbors kid skinny dips with your daughter?

Or maybe he's just a nutcase

Iowanian 10-29-2019 01:21 PM

Before I answer this further....2 questions.

1. Is your wife fat?


2. Does she do cannon balls?

T-post Tom 10-29-2019 01:22 PM

Beat his arse!


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