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I'm thinking feral hippo in the area.
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Wait, are you in California? I've seen videos of firefighting helicopters taking water out of pools.
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It would be great if you could connect a line at the base of your pool to the base of his pool without it being visible. He could pump all night long and both your water levels would never change.
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Bet he is pissing in your pool
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You could have a monster in your pool that is highly camouflaged in water. Whenever the monster leaves to go find human prey because no one is swimming in the pool, the water level goes down. Most of the time, it just sits at the bottom of the pool and watches you, waiting until the perfect moment to strike.
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Water Fairies...
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Maybe there's a massive sinkhole developing under your pool
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Maybe it’s getting splashed out when the neighbors kid skinny dips with your daughter?
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Before I answer this further....2 questions.
1. Is your wife fat? 2. Does she do cannon balls? |
Beat his arse!
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