Do you look like this guy?

Ever ran out of shampoo and used soap to wash your hair?

Madge approves.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/pr...cJPU-6Z_F0L-kK

Do you think you've been more attracted to people who have sex with livestock during this time?

I shampooed and washed with the dog's flea and tick. I was fine.

I’ve started taking baths. It’s glorious.

No?

Not really, but we are both good looking SOBs. Never used soap to wash my hair, makes it even worse I would imagine. I had some dry shampoo, like a powder that I used to use when I went camping and hiking. It just would kind of degrease your hair a little bit.

:spock:

I'll inform Hogfarmer.

I’ll also admit my wife ordered my shampoo online.
I now have 5 25.4oz bottles of the stuff in my bathroom closet.
I have more hair on my back and ass than I have on my head.
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Are you Gay?

This has been a BWillie production.

How bad did you chaff yourself using shampoo to jerk your yurkin off?

Brings to mind an old classic.

Decidedly NSFW, not that anyone is at work.

After all these years, may be the single hardest I've ever laughed the first time I listened to a joke song. It sounds so earnest and professional, if you didn't listen to the lyrics you wouldn't think a thing about it being in the drivetime rotation on a classic rock station.

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I go in dry