With control of Nukes? Nothing to worry about there.:eek:

I didn't tell you to go to North Korea with it...

I thought it was for not having the same haircut. We should confirm that before going there.

He's probably just faking a serious illness to binge watch The Last Dance documentary.

He was a huge Bulls fan growing up apparently (before he gained 700 pounds)...

https://nesn.com/wp-content/uploads/...im-jong-un.jpg

I liked the "overwork" zinger.

That place is so locked down we (the rest of the world) will never know what's happening there for sure. The last time I looked, they supposedly didn't have any COVID-19 cases.

Have we signed this POS yet?

The fact that he didn't show up to his father's birthday celebration is ominous.

If he does die, or even if he just remains in a coma overlong, there's going to be a spate of assassinations. Er, I meant 'inexplicable but "natural" deaths' among the cabinet. It'll be interesting to see whether his sister comes through that alive. If she does, that'll indicate to me that she's a lot smarter and more dangerous than I currently give her credit for.

I'm not sure if NK has any first round picks this year but if they do they might be able to pick up a new dictator in the draft. There are also some quality options in the later rounds as dictator is a pretty deep position this year.

Probably just got the shits
He’ll be fine
sec

He doesn't poop, this must be serious.

Kaffee:
You said he was being transferred, because he was in grave danger.

Jessup:
That's correct.

Kaffee:
You said he was in danger. I said "grave danger"?

https://starecat.com/content/wp-cont...otoshopped.jpg

So still no news about his health?

I'm monitoring the situation, and it's becoming more confused. It appears tha there's some walking back now on "grave danger", but it was still seen as a really big deal that he missed their holiday situation. I guess it's possible that he was just laid up and is now recovering. But I wonder who the intelligence source was who first broke the "grave danger" thing. Something happened to cause that rumor, whether it was legit or not.

There's probably a lot of angst about appearing in public after an illness when you're trying to convince people that you're a god.