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St. Patty's Fire 10-10-2020 01:53 PM

Having the worst headache of my life LMAO

notorious 10-10-2020 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 15232748)
No, you ****ing moron. Why would his wife be named Wheat?! His neighbors wife is named Wheat and he drills her all the time!

And he drills her for his neighbor. He’s doing him a favor.

Buehler445 10-10-2020 01:58 PM

ROFL

I love this place.

dlphg9 10-10-2020 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 15232735)
Is that an AC vent I see? Do you put your head or vagina under it? :D

God damn farmers are professional whiners.

"We got too much rain"
"We ain't got enough rain"
"We can't even afford to feed all 12 of our kids! If they don't eat how will we force them into slave labor!"
"Maybe we shouldn't have gotten the $250,000 combine"
"All I do is work. Sittin in my air conditioned tractor watching TV for 12 hours a day is hard work, but someone's gotta do it."

DaneMcCloud 10-10-2020 02:02 PM

No rest for the wicked.

:rockon:

dlphg9 10-10-2020 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 15232755)
And he drills her for his neighbor. He’s doing him a favor.

Thanks for the correction.

George Liquor 10-10-2020 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Buehler445 (Post 15232693)

Where's your goatee?

O.city 10-10-2020 02:08 PM

I almost got into it with an opposing coach at a first grade flag football game now I’m playing some golf trying to clear my mind from the past couple weeks

St. Patty's Fire 10-10-2020 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 15232778)
Where's your goatee?

I’m pretty sure it’s against the law to wear those sunglasses w/o a goatee

dlphg9 10-10-2020 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by O.city (Post 15232780)
I almost got into it with an opposing coach at a first grade flag football game now I’m playing some golf trying to clear my mind from the past couple weeks

Weren't you the one that choked an ump at a little league game?

KCUnited 10-10-2020 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BDj23 (Post 15232778)
Where's your goatee?

He stared it down in the mirror with those shades on and it wisely retreated

O.city 10-10-2020 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 15232785)
Weren't you the one that choked an ump at a little league game?

Lol no don’t think so

I’m usually pretty passive but the other coach was having them be very physical and some other bullshit and I got a bit mouthy

Pablo 10-10-2020 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dlphg9 (Post 15232785)
Weren't you the one that choked an ump at a little league game?

Different dentist, tooge.

You think they'd get their violent fantasies worked out when they're torturing patients 40 hours a week, but apparently that's just not enough.

Buehler445 10-10-2020 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 15232735)
Is that an AC vent I see? Do you put your head or vagina under it? :D

It’s a speaker. But the AC is definitely doing it’s thing.

Buehler445 10-10-2020 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by St. Patty's Fire (Post 15232782)
I’m pretty sure it’s against the law to wear those sunglasses w/o a goatee

They’re cheap-o safety glasses. Best I can do without dropping real coin on good ones or looking like a total mouth breather.


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