Whiskey on ice.

Repeat until you pass out.

Gargle Apple cider vinegar for a good while and then swallow it. Kills a lot of the bacteria that you may be accumulating.

Dick will sooth it.

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People actually take ibuprofen for a sore throat? What a bunch of ****ing pussies.

Chamomile tea with honey.

Have you tried rubbing your dick with a cheese grater? The sore throat won’t seem like much of an issue after that.

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Gargle orange juice then drink
Gargle good whiskey then drink
Healed next morning

Honestly, pound as much ice cold water as you can handle. I mean like beers in college. Constantly. Cold will numb the pain water will help you flush. Worked for me.

What ever happened to gargling crushed opioid based meds with warm lemon water?

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Drink Antifreeze.... Throat problem will go away..