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We can only assume from their cavalier attitude they have not yet partaken the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let us enlighten them. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using an heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonald’s has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didn’t add… yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them… the syrup nugget. THE MOTHER ****ING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never before experienced. If you speak ill of the McGriddle again, Jerry Jones will buttrape you using the wrapper as a condom, and donkey punch you as the syrup nuggets explode in your mouth. |
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McCarthy will be stealing Jerry's money for several more years after he's no longer the coach.
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When I read the title, my first thought was Dallas Cheerleaders being BAD...VERY BAD. Oh well, it still football.
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That segment on Aden Durde was delightful.
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Episode 2 was a lot better
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Hard Knocks: Dallas Cowgirls
Patrick Mahomes getting some love from Trevon Diggs kid.
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And Jesus ****, Jerruh-world is INSANE. Tony Stark is jealous. [with a little help from FordMotorCompany] <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Take a soaring 3-minute journey through The Star. ����<a href="https://twitter.com/dallascowboys?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@DallasCowboys</a> | <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/HardKnocks?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#HardKnocks</a> <a href="https://t.co/6VAB7gbNBe">pic.twitter.com/6VAB7gbNBe</a></p>— NFL Films (@NFLFilms) <a href="https://twitter.com/NFLFilms/status/1430351157206032384?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 25, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> EDIT - HiDef version <iframe width="950" height="534" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/tO-jS5YYqeY" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
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"He's your favorite player, he wears the #4 jersey" **Kid counts to 4 on his hand" "Patrick Mahomes!" |
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That three minute drone footage was cool, the 7 mins of Spanish conversation put me to sleep.
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